"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Any funny websites you go to when you are hih??

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Any funny websites you go to when you are hih??
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ChrizZ said:
Talk about being right under your nose!

And true as fvck to boot!

Sometimes at work to pass time I go to the Dr. Phil message boards and paruse the idiocy there.

Talk about people living in a fvcked up reality.
 
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KarmaSutra said:
Talk about being right under your nose!

And true as fvck to boot!

Sometimes at work to pass time I go to the Dr. Phil message boards and paruse the idiocy there.

Talk about people living in a fvcked up reality.
Haha, yeah SoSuave!

I was on a sleeping pill when I wrote this...seeing blurry and sleepy.

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That was funny!

Nighthawk said:
LMS I really think you should post at Loveshack.
I'll be banned by the time I get to the fourth word - can you guess the word.. the sentence?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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LMS what type of sleeping pill do you favour? I use Zopiclone. They are nice.
 
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Nighthawk said:
LMS what type of sleeping pill do you favour? I use Zopiclone. They are nice.
I believe those are allergy pills that make you drowsy - they are also used for anesthesia - i took an Ambien -- trying to break my schedule of going to bed at 6am - and posting on SoSuave
all night! :rolleyes:
 

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I dont get hih. You of all folks should know that anglo - saxons dont get hih. There are too many conspiracies to plot.
 
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belividere said:
I dont get hih. You of all folks should know that anglo - saxons dont get hih. There are too many conspiracies to plot.
Haha, TOUCHE!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Last Man Standing said:
I believe those are allergy pills that make you drowsy - they are also used for anesthesia - i took an Ambien -- trying to break my schedule of going to bed at 6am - and posting on SoSuave
all night! :rolleyes:
Nope they're straight up hypnotics. I haven't had Ambien, sound nice.

Note to impressionable youngsters - I am allowed because I have chronic insomnia since birth. Don't get hooked on pills! Stay in school!
 
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