"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Any funny websites you go to when you are hih??

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Any funny websites you go to when you are hih??
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Talk about being right under your nose!

And true as fvck to boot!

Sometimes at work to pass time I go to the Dr. Phil message boards and paruse the idiocy there.

Talk about people living in a fvcked up reality.
 
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KarmaSutra said:
Talk about being right under your nose!

And true as fvck to boot!

Sometimes at work to pass time I go to the Dr. Phil message boards and paruse the idiocy there.

Talk about people living in a fvcked up reality.
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Haha, yeah SoSuave!

I was on a sleeping pill when I wrote this...seeing blurry and sleepy.

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That was funny!

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LMS I really think you should post at Loveshack.
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I'll be banned by the time I get to the fourth word - can you guess the word.. the sentence?
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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LMS what type of sleeping pill do you favour? I use Zopiclone. They are nice.
 
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LMS what type of sleeping pill do you favour? I use Zopiclone. They are nice.
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I believe those are allergy pills that make you drowsy - they are also used for anesthesia - i took an Ambien -- trying to break my schedule of going to bed at 6am - and posting on SoSuave
all night! :rolleyes:
 
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I dont get hih. You of all folks should know that anglo - saxons dont get hih. There are too many conspiracies to plot.
 
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I dont get hih. You of all folks should know that anglo - saxons dont get hih. There are too many conspiracies to plot.
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Haha, TOUCHE!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Last Man Standing said:
I believe those are allergy pills that make you drowsy - they are also used for anesthesia - i took an Ambien -- trying to break my schedule of going to bed at 6am - and posting on SoSuave
all night! :rolleyes:
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Nope they're straight up hypnotics. I haven't had Ambien, sound nice.

Note to impressionable youngsters - I am allowed because I have chronic insomnia since birth. Don't get hooked on pills! Stay in school!
 
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