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Any funny websites you go to when you are hih??
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Any funny websites you go to when you are hih??
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Bible_Belt
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Uncyclopedia is a great time killer. Here's one of my favorite articles:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geocities
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geocities
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Talk about being right under your nose!ChrizZ said:
And true as fvck to boot!
Sometimes at work to pass time I go to the Dr. Phil message boards and paruse the idiocy there.
Talk about people living in a fvcked up reality.
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Haha, yeah SoSuave!KarmaSutra said:
I was on a sleeping pill when I wrote this...seeing blurry and sleepy.
That was funny!Phyzzle said:
I'll be banned by the time I get to the fourth word - can you guess the word.. the sentence?Nighthawk said:
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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I believe those are allergy pills that make you drowsy - they are also used for anesthesia - i took an Ambien -- trying to break my schedule of going to bed at 6am - and posting on SoSuaveNighthawk said:
all night!
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I dont get hih. You of all folks should know that anglo - saxons dont get hih. There are too many conspiracies to plot.
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Haha, TOUCHE!belividere said:
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omg. cupchix, that was so nasty wtf.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Nope they're straight up hypnotics. I haven't had Ambien, sound nice.Last Man Standing said:I believe those are allergy pills that make you drowsy - they are also used for anesthesia - i took an Ambien -- trying to break my schedule of going to bed at 6am - and posting on SoSuave
all night!
Note to impressionable youngsters - I am allowed because I have chronic insomnia since birth. Don't get hooked on pills! Stay in school!
Bible_Belt
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I talked to this chick on myspace before she got into porn. She is also into motorcycles, rides an R6, one crazy 19 y/o.
http://www.bangbros.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_pictures_bangbros/sg3032.html
http://www.bangbros.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_pictures_bangbros/sg3032.html