Last Man Standing
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Any funny websites you go to when you are hih??
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Any funny websites you go to when you are hih??
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Bible_Belt
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
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Uncyclopedia is a great time killer. Here's one of my favorite articles:
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geocities
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Geocities
KarmaSutra
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Talk about being right under your nose!ChrizZ said:
And true as fvck to boot!
Sometimes at work to pass time I go to the Dr. Phil message boards and paruse the idiocy there.
Talk about people living in a fvcked up reality.
Last Man Standing
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Haha, yeah SoSuave!KarmaSutra said:
I was on a sleeping pill when I wrote this...seeing blurry and sleepy.
That was funny!Phyzzle said:
I'll be banned by the time I get to the fourth word - can you guess the word.. the sentence?Nighthawk said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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I believe those are allergy pills that make you drowsy - they are also used for anesthesia - i took an Ambien -- trying to break my schedule of going to bed at 6am - and posting on SoSuaveNighthawk said:
all night!
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I dont get hih. You of all folks should know that anglo - saxons dont get hih. There are too many conspiracies to plot.
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Haha, TOUCHE!belividere said:
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omg. cupchix, that was so nasty wtf.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Nope they're straight up hypnotics. I haven't had Ambien, sound nice.Last Man Standing said:I believe those are allergy pills that make you drowsy - they are also used for anesthesia - i took an Ambien -- trying to break my schedule of going to bed at 6am - and posting on SoSuave
all night!
Note to impressionable youngsters - I am allowed because I have chronic insomnia since birth. Don't get hooked on pills! Stay in school!
Bible_Belt
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I talked to this chick on myspace before she got into porn. She is also into motorcycles, rides an R6, one crazy 19 y/o.
http://www.bangbros.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_pictures_bangbros/sg3032.html
http://www.bangbros.com/t1/pps=bbonet/free_movies_pictures_bangbros/sg3032.html