"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Any funny websites you go to when you are hih??

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Any funny websites you go to when you are hih??
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Talk about being right under your nose!

And true as fvck to boot!

Sometimes at work to pass time I go to the Dr. Phil message boards and paruse the idiocy there.

Talk about people living in a fvcked up reality.
 
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KarmaSutra said:
Talk about being right under your nose!

And true as fvck to boot!

Sometimes at work to pass time I go to the Dr. Phil message boards and paruse the idiocy there.

Talk about people living in a fvcked up reality.
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Haha, yeah SoSuave!

I was on a sleeping pill when I wrote this...seeing blurry and sleepy.

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That was funny!

Nighthawk said:
LMS I really think you should post at Loveshack.
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I'll be banned by the time I get to the fourth word - can you guess the word.. the sentence?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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LMS what type of sleeping pill do you favour? I use Zopiclone. They are nice.
 
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LMS what type of sleeping pill do you favour? I use Zopiclone. They are nice.
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I believe those are allergy pills that make you drowsy - they are also used for anesthesia - i took an Ambien -- trying to break my schedule of going to bed at 6am - and posting on SoSuave
all night! :rolleyes:
 
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I dont get hih. You of all folks should know that anglo - saxons dont get hih. There are too many conspiracies to plot.
 
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belividere said:
I dont get hih. You of all folks should know that anglo - saxons dont get hih. There are too many conspiracies to plot.
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Haha, TOUCHE!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Last Man Standing said:
I believe those are allergy pills that make you drowsy - they are also used for anesthesia - i took an Ambien -- trying to break my schedule of going to bed at 6am - and posting on SoSuave
all night! :rolleyes:
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Nope they're straight up hypnotics. I haven't had Ambien, sound nice.

Note to impressionable youngsters - I am allowed because I have chronic insomnia since birth. Don't get hooked on pills! Stay in school!
 
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