bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
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He's sort of like a doctor except his handbag is full of Metamucil, condoms and Viagra. He does make frequent housecalls.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Age Differences In Dating
- Thread starter LoneSilver
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Which reminds me that Bob Dole is my hero. Remember when that old fart was hawking Viagra on TV and holding a ballpoint pen as a subliminal phallic symbol and then turned around and had the hots for Britney BBBB (Britney Before Becoming Bald) on a Coke commercial. My goal is to be just like Bob Dole, a horny dirty old man! :yes:bigjohnson said:
white sox bill
Senior Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia said:
Francisco when is the day you are officially OTH? I assume its a national holiday right? Banks, schools, post offices closed etc
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I don't know if day will ever come WSB, I go out of my way to avoid all things "official."white sox bill said:Francisco when is the day you are officially OTH? I assume its a national holiday right? Banks, schools, post offices closed etc
white sox bill
Senior Don Juan
I will send you your AARP card ASAP!Francisco d'Anconia said:I don't know if day will ever come WSB, I go out of my way to avoid all things "official."
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!white sox bill said:
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Yo Troops!
I've come to realize that a man is only as old as the women he dates...
...so far I've managed to turn MY clock all the way back to the age of 24. But don't tell anybody around here, though.
Because they may consider my newfound ability to "ERECT" my massive time machine AT WILL is enough to now DISQUALIFY me from posting in the Mature Man Section. lol
I've come to realize that a man is only as old as the women he dates...
...so far I've managed to turn MY clock all the way back to the age of 24. But don't tell anybody around here, though.
Because they may consider my newfound ability to "ERECT" my massive time machine AT WILL is enough to now DISQUALIFY me from posting in the Mature Man Section. lol
white sox bill
Senior Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia said:
Francisco sounds like your in denial! Hey they have shuffleboard tournaments up by the Cities don't they? I think they start in the morning, break for a nap around noon then resume at 2. Your done in time to make your 8PM beddy bye time!
Sure wish I’d paid attention to that quote.drmeathead said:
Just because they are young and it’s very flattering to have them attracted to you does not mean they should get a “free pass” in your screening system to screen out crazy-flakes.
It’s easy to let your ego get the better part of your good judgment. I’m learning that lesson right now.