bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
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He's sort of like a doctor except his handbag is full of Metamucil, condoms and Viagra. He does make frequent housecalls.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Age Differences In Dating
- Thread starter LoneSilver
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Which reminds me that Bob Dole is my hero. Remember when that old fart was hawking Viagra on TV and holding a ballpoint pen as a subliminal phallic symbol and then turned around and had the hots for Britney BBBB (Britney Before Becoming Bald) on a Coke commercial. My goal is to be just like Bob Dole, a horny dirty old man! :yes:bigjohnson said:
white sox bill
Senior Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia said:
Francisco when is the day you are officially OTH? I assume its a national holiday right? Banks, schools, post offices closed etc
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I don't know if day will ever come WSB, I go out of my way to avoid all things "official."white sox bill said:Francisco when is the day you are officially OTH? I assume its a national holiday right? Banks, schools, post offices closed etc
white sox bill
Senior Don Juan
I will send you your AARP card ASAP!Francisco d'Anconia said:I don't know if day will ever come WSB, I go out of my way to avoid all things "official."
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!white sox bill said:
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Yo Troops!
I've come to realize that a man is only as old as the women he dates...
...so far I've managed to turn MY clock all the way back to the age of 24. But don't tell anybody around here, though.
Because they may consider my newfound ability to "ERECT" my massive time machine AT WILL is enough to now DISQUALIFY me from posting in the Mature Man Section. lol
I've come to realize that a man is only as old as the women he dates...
...so far I've managed to turn MY clock all the way back to the age of 24. But don't tell anybody around here, though.
Because they may consider my newfound ability to "ERECT" my massive time machine AT WILL is enough to now DISQUALIFY me from posting in the Mature Man Section. lol
white sox bill
Senior Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia said:
Francisco sounds like your in denial! Hey they have shuffleboard tournaments up by the Cities don't they? I think they start in the morning, break for a nap around noon then resume at 2. Your done in time to make your 8PM beddy bye time!
Sure wish I’d paid attention to that quote.drmeathead said:
Just because they are young and it’s very flattering to have them attracted to you does not mean they should get a “free pass” in your screening system to screen out crazy-flakes.
It’s easy to let your ego get the better part of your good judgment. I’m learning that lesson right now.