bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
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He's sort of like a doctor except his handbag is full of Metamucil, condoms and Viagra. He does make frequent housecalls.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Age Differences In Dating
- Thread starter LoneSilver
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
Which reminds me that Bob Dole is my hero. Remember when that old fart was hawking Viagra on TV and holding a ballpoint pen as a subliminal phallic symbol and then turned around and had the hots for Britney BBBB (Britney Before Becoming Bald) on a Coke commercial. My goal is to be just like Bob Dole, a horny dirty old man! :yes:bigjohnson said:
white sox bill
Senior Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia said:
Francisco when is the day you are officially OTH? I assume its a national holiday right? Banks, schools, post offices closed etc
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
I don't know if day will ever come WSB, I go out of my way to avoid all things "official."white sox bill said:Francisco when is the day you are officially OTH? I assume its a national holiday right? Banks, schools, post offices closed etc
white sox bill
Senior Don Juan
I will send you your AARP card ASAP!Francisco d'Anconia said:I don't know if day will ever come WSB, I go out of my way to avoid all things "official."
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!white sox bill said:
Victory Unlimited
Master Don Juan
Yo Troops!
I've come to realize that a man is only as old as the women he dates...
...so far I've managed to turn MY clock all the way back to the age of 24. But don't tell anybody around here, though.
Because they may consider my newfound ability to "ERECT" my massive time machine AT WILL is enough to now DISQUALIFY me from posting in the Mature Man Section. lol
I've come to realize that a man is only as old as the women he dates...
...so far I've managed to turn MY clock all the way back to the age of 24. But don't tell anybody around here, though.
Because they may consider my newfound ability to "ERECT" my massive time machine AT WILL is enough to now DISQUALIFY me from posting in the Mature Man Section. lol
white sox bill
Senior Don Juan
Francisco d'Anconia said:
Francisco sounds like your in denial! Hey they have shuffleboard tournaments up by the Cities don't they? I think they start in the morning, break for a nap around noon then resume at 2. Your done in time to make your 8PM beddy bye time!
Sure wish I’d paid attention to that quote.drmeathead said:
Just because they are young and it’s very flattering to have them attracted to you does not mean they should get a “free pass” in your screening system to screen out crazy-flakes.
It’s easy to let your ego get the better part of your good judgment. I’m learning that lesson right now.