Age Differences In Dating

[bigjohnson]

He's sort of like a doctor except his handbag is full of Metamucil, condoms and Viagra. He does make frequent housecalls.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

He's sort of like a doctor except his handbag is full of Metamucil, condoms and Viagra. He does make frequent housecalls.

Which reminds me that Bob Dole is my hero. Remember when that old fart was hawking Viagra on TV and holding a ballpoint pen as a subliminal phallic symbol and then turned around and had the hots for Britney BBBB (Britney Before Becoming Bald) on a Coke commercial. My goal is to be just like Bob Dole, a horny dirty old man! :yes:

 

[white sox bill]

Which reminds me that Bob Dole is my hero. Remember when that old fart was hawking Viagra on TV and holding a ballpoint pen as a subliminal phallic symbol and then turned around and had the hots for Britney BBBB (Britney Before Becoming Bald) on a Coke commercial. My goal is to be just like Bob Dole, a horny dirty old man! :yes:

Francisco when is the day you are officially OTH? I assume its a national holiday right? Banks, schools, post offices closed etc

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Francisco when is the day you are officially OTH? I assume its a national holiday right? Banks, schools, post offices closed etc

I don't know if day will ever come WSB, I go out of my way to avoid all things "official."

 

[white sox bill]

I don't know if day will ever come WSB, I go out of my way to avoid all things "official."

I will send you your AARP card ASAP!

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

I will send you your AARP card ASAP!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Victory Unlimited]

Yo Troops!

I've come to realize that a man is only as old as the women he dates...

...so far I've managed to turn MY clock all the way back to the age of 24. But don't tell anybody around here, though.

Because they may consider my newfound ability to "ERECT" my massive time machine AT WILL is enough to now DISQUALIFY me from posting in the Mature Man Section. lol

 

[white sox bill]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Francisco sounds like your in denial! Hey they have shuffleboard tournaments up by the Cities don't they? I think they start in the morning, break for a nap around noon then resume at 2. Your done in time to make your 8PM beddy bye time!

 

[grinder]

i was 27 and dated a 19 year old. dont do it

Sure wish I’d paid attention to that quote.

Just because they are young and it’s very flattering to have them attracted to you does not mean they should get a “free pass” in your screening system to screen out crazy-flakes.

It’s easy to let your ego get the better part of your good judgment. I’m learning that lesson right now.