bigjohnson
Master Don Juan
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He's sort of like a doctor except his handbag is full of Metamucil, condoms and Viagra. He does make frequent housecalls.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Which reminds me that Bob Dole is my hero. Remember when that old fart was hawking Viagra on TV and holding a ballpoint pen as a subliminal phallic symbol and then turned around and had the hots for Britney BBBB (Britney Before Becoming Bald) on a Coke commercial. My goal is to be just like Bob Dole, a horny dirty old man! :yes:bigjohnson said:He's sort of like a doctor except his handbag is full of Metamucil, condoms and Viagra. He does make frequent housecalls.
Francisco d'Anconia said:Which reminds me that Bob Dole is my hero. Remember when that old fart was hawking Viagra on TV and holding a ballpoint pen as a subliminal phallic symbol and then turned around and had the hots for Britney BBBB (Britney Before Becoming Bald) on a Coke commercial. My goal is to be just like Bob Dole, a horny dirty old man! :yes:
I don't know if day will ever come WSB, I go out of my way to avoid all things "official."white sox bill said:Francisco when is the day you are officially OTH? I assume its a national holiday right? Banks, schools, post offices closed etc![]()
I will send you your AARP card ASAP!Francisco d'Anconia said:I don't know if day will ever come WSB, I go out of my way to avoid all things "official."![]()
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!white sox bill said:I will send you your AARP card ASAP!
Francisco d'Anconia said:NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sure wish I’d paid attention to that quote.drmeathead said:i was 27 and dated a 19 year old. dont do it