Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
You like many people have heard wrong.Originally posted by NRM
. Uh, if you are 15, I hear weights can stunt your growth, so don't overdue it.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
LOL Okay that was funny. A mexican has a 12 pack?!!? I never heard of that... I think your lying to me buddy!Originally posted by Soma
Can you imagine a guy with a 12 pak?! hahah. That would be some freaky, otherworldy alien shiet goin on. Goddamned Mexicans.
LOL Okay that was funny. A mexican has a 12 pack?!!? I never heard of that... I think your lying to me buddy!
while your at it why not skip cardio and just use a vacumm tub to suck out the fat.genetics for 8 pack, low body fat, hypertrophy of complete ab region.
for a 12 pack or even 24 pack just cut the abs in half with a razor blade and let it heal in the shape you want.
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
It's called liposuction.Originally posted by CapiCrimini
while your at it why not skip cardio and just use a vacumm tub to suck out the fat.