"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
8 pak
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
diablo
Master Don Juan
For a 12 pack, check your local convenience store.
Jesus, is this guy for real? I mean, come on. Learn 1st grade HUMAN ANATOMY before you post questions like this. I'm trying not to flame, but the temptation is too great... can't .. hold.. out...
Exericses. Run like a bitch, diet, and start lifting weights. Uh, if you are 15, I hear weights can stunt your growth, so don't overdue it. But of course, it's different for different people. Don't try just doing 8000 situps a day to get a pack, you need to burn that fat.
Soma
Banned
Can you imagine a guy with a 12 pak?! hahah. That would be some freaky, otherworldy alien shiet goin on. Goddamned Mexicans.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
LOL Okay that was funny. A mexican has a 12 pack?!!? I never heard of that... I think your lying to me buddy!
I'm mexican though but only have a 4 pack. Oh well, I'm getting there eh? Oh 8 pack... I think he's talking about the rib bone under the chest area? Like right under the chest and to the side of the 6 pack, theres an bone that looks like a muscle, unless I'm mistaken and it is a muscle. I dunno, can someone confirm this?
Soma
Banned
haha, no, you goober. The Mexican comment was in reference to the Alien remark I made.
Mexicans...illegal immigrants...aliens..get it?
I mean, really, c'mon, the only time a Mexican has a 12 pak is after he steals it from 7-11.
CapiCrimini
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while your at it why not skip cardio and just use a vacumm tub to suck out the fat.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
diablo
Master Don Juan
It's called liposuction.
This Times For Real
Don Juan
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Senior Don Juan
It looks best when it's symetric. If it's crooked.. It's still fine.