"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
8 pak
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
diablo
Master Don Juan
For a 12 pack, check your local convenience store.
Jesus, is this guy for real? I mean, come on. Learn 1st grade HUMAN ANATOMY before you post questions like this. I'm trying not to flame, but the temptation is too great... can't .. hold.. out...
Exericses. Run like a bitch, diet, and start lifting weights. Uh, if you are 15, I hear weights can stunt your growth, so don't overdue it. But of course, it's different for different people. Don't try just doing 8000 situps a day to get a pack, you need to burn that fat.
Soma
Banned
Can you imagine a guy with a 12 pak?! hahah. That would be some freaky, otherworldy alien shiet goin on. Goddamned Mexicans.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Capt.Jack Sparrow
Master Don Juan
LOL Okay that was funny. A mexican has a 12 pack?!!? I never heard of that... I think your lying to me buddy!
I'm mexican though but only have a 4 pack. Oh well, I'm getting there eh? Oh 8 pack... I think he's talking about the rib bone under the chest area? Like right under the chest and to the side of the 6 pack, theres an bone that looks like a muscle, unless I'm mistaken and it is a muscle. I dunno, can someone confirm this?
Soma
Banned
haha, no, you goober. The Mexican comment was in reference to the Alien remark I made.
Mexicans...illegal immigrants...aliens..get it?
I mean, really, c'mon, the only time a Mexican has a 12 pak is after he steals it from 7-11.
CapiCrimini
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while your at it why not skip cardio and just use a vacumm tub to suck out the fat.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
diablo
Master Don Juan
It's called liposuction.
This Times For Real
Don Juan
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Senior Don Juan
It looks best when it's symetric. If it's crooked.. It's still fine.