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So I had the exclusive talk with the BPD. I like this girl more than the other plates so I am not concerned with losing my other plates. I'm not ruling out messing around on this girl, she is already a headache. These sh!t tests have been non stop and they are continuing as I type this! 1)...

I was very bored tonight and I posted an ad on Craigslist. I put my best pics up and waited to see what happens. Well, here is what happened. A horny cheater wants to meet me. Am I surprised? Nah.... Here is what she said She called me and we spoke. We talked on the phone for almost an hour...

I am finally putting the plate theory into effect. I # closed a hottie at my new job today. She lives 2 minutes from me. I already called her and told her we are hanging out together soon and she said OK. I have a hot date Wednesday with a rich girl I met online. She is a cougar and she is...

Hey little Skip, did you enjoy kissing lips that just sucked another guy off? I am more ahead of the game than you ever will be. I still say you lied about banging 80 girls. I bet it was more like 8. Keep kissing those nasty lips because I will dump that girl and move on. I banged her for 2...

Let's say you are seeing a plate and you catch some feelings for her and then she tells you that YOU are just a plate and she has been banging other guys behind your back. She has been trying to hide the fact she is banging other dudes but one night she admits it. Could you deal with this girl...

Without getting into too much detail, I have been seeing a girl for almost 2 months. I have had my red flag detector on the entire time and I have great reason to believe she is a HO who is stroking several other d!cks, not just mine. The final straw was when she was staying over last weekend...

About a year ago I made a date with this girl for a drink. She called me an hour before the date to confirm. Everything was looking good. I was driving to meet her, and 5 minutes before I get there the phone rings saying her sister locked the keys out of the house and she can't make it. It was...

So I emailed an HB9 I know "hey, I'm glad to see you are still alive. I have something REALLY interesting to tell you about...." And she took the bait and she wants to know what it is. I told her to email me later and I'll tell her "but she probably won't believe it..." The problem is I'm just...

I've been hitting the gym for about 6 months and drinking protein shakes and trying to eat decent. I still drink alcohol a few times a week though and eat fast food. I've been hitting the weight machines and doing squats. I'm building good muscle but I haven't done 1 minute of cardio. I hate...

So I met this girl online and I found out she is on the rebound from an LTR. So I just played it cool with her, being her "friend" or whatever, and letting her come to me and not contacting her at all. So she starts texting me last night "come to my place and f/ck me"... Thank god I didn't say...

I've been hitting the gym the last 4 months or so. My right tricep has gotten much bigger, and feels hard to the touch. But my left tricep feels smaller, and it's soft and feels mushy. What the hell is going on?

I was cleaning my room and I found a pair of panties lodged between my mattress and boxspring. My first thought was cool! I'll put it in my collection of girl items that get left at my house. I looked at the panties and there were sh!t stains all over them. Disgusting! I'm not sure which girl...

I'm thinking about saying this to a girl I am meeting from the net. "Hey, I decided to meet here in this crowded place in case you are an axe wielding maniac" You think she would laugh or it's too over the top? I want to make her laugh right off the bat.

I swore I would NEVER do this again after a horrible experience. But fate doesn't agree. They just hired some new people, and one of them happens to be a HB. Who will be working my same crazy hours. Who will be sitting right across from me all night every night. And we will be alone. And she...

I walked into Subway to get a sandwich an hour ago and my god, there was a stunning beauty working there! I started talking to her and ordered. I got her name and gave her mine. She has an accent and she's from Russia. I made small talk with the HB 9, and then to my dismay a fat cow of a woman...

What does everyone think about eating the p/ssy the first night? Has anyone heard the song "Dr. Knockboots"? I was just listening to it, and it goes: "DON'T: eat the p/ssy the first night Make her bless you, we call that sh!t gesundheit" Great song, is there any truth to it?

So there was this girl I went out with twice. I didn't get very far with her. She didn't act very interested on our date. She seemed distant and bored. But still, I pursued her and tried to go out with her again. She kept giving me excuses so I said to hell with it and stopped asking her out...

Has anybody ever been on a date with a girl, sitting and just talking. And then you kiss her and hug her and then you have to stand up? And then she sees your pants bulging like the incredible hulk? It's pretty embarrassing. This happened to me tonight. I just kept walking and talking to...

I just hit the Gym and now I'm sitting down with a 6 pack. Is this going to ruin my hard work at the gym? I drank a protein shake before and after the gym and I stopped working out about an hour ago, and I just cracked a cold one.

I was at Wal-Mart late tonight and looking around in some isle and a cute girl came around the corner with a uniform on, I thought she worked there. She was looking around the shelf so I didn't hesitate and made my move. Me: Can I help you find something? Her: Huh? Me: Well maybe you can help...