"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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She saw my erection

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Has anybody ever been on a date with a girl, sitting and just talking. And then you kiss her and hug her and then you have to stand up? And then she sees your pants bulging like the incredible hulk? It's pretty embarrassing.


This happened to me tonight. I just kept walking and talking to her like it wasn't there. But I'm sure she saw it. Actually, I think I saw her looking at it while we were walking.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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jafyk

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That's why you should wear briefs when you go out, lol. You never know when the elasticity it offers may come in handy.
 

rain63

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Whats even worse is when they feel it while you're dancing with them:nervous:
 

JimmyBizzle

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Tight, black, silk looking boxer brief things they sell at Wal-Mart. $5 at most. Cheap. You won't impale a chick on a date. Girls love them once the pants are off. They've never led me wrong.

Go get some now.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The Deacon

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Hey, look on the bright side, maybe she'll be impressed with its size and rub it for you.
 

Rebound Material

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rain63 said:
Whats even worse is when they feel it while you're dancing with them:nervous:
I dunno...I think they like it. Makes them grind on me harder;) .
 

AKA FLEX

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Vlad the Impaler said:
Has anybody ever been on a date with a girl, sitting and just talking. And then you kiss her and hug her and then you have to stand up? And then she sees your pants bulging like the incredible hulk? It's pretty embarrassing.


This happened to me tonight. I just kept walking and talking to her like it wasn't there. But I'm sure she saw it. Actually, I think I saw her looking at it while we were walking.
Why is that embarrassing? That s--- turns most women on, like when we see their nipples protruding through their shirt.

It would only be embarrassing if she saw a little nub barely making an indention in your jeans. If it's "bulging like the incredible hulk," the best thing you can do is strut around with pride.
 

noirsake

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I don't have a problem getting a hard on and having my girl see it. Let alone I don't even mind when I get a hard on when making out with her. When I do get one, thats when she starts grinding herself against me and such. The only time I don't want to have a boner around her is when it can be seen by her friends and family. Other than that, she can see my hard on anytime she wants
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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PlayToWin

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Vlad the Impaler said:
I guess I implemented the "visible erection strategy" last night. :crackup:
lmfao, I remember that thread from I don't know how long ago, but it was hilarious.

But yeah if you just kissed and hugger her, then whats the problem. I could see if it was some girl you just met and it was more of a friendly hug and you weren't she if she was attracted to you or not. But if you are on a date and kiss, then not only is it natural, but she should expect it, and since you know she is at least moderately attracted to you if she kissed you then you should have no problem with it showing through your pants a bit. Plus I don't even worry about it if they feel it when I am dancing with them. I might back off the pressure for a second, but if they start grinding harder, then you know its go time and she likes it.
 
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