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    Zombie Apocalypse

    Since all of my threads usually have ZERO replies, I want to make a fun one. Me and my friend started bonding because we would meet at our Starbucks and talk about the Z-day Apocalypse. After months, we finally perfected it (we think). This was the zombie criteria: Nothing is certain, mankind...
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    List the perks of having a girlfriend

    We all know what the perks of not having a girlfriend is... but I'm curious to know what perks you guys have to having a long-term girlfriend. I have a brother who's always been in long-term relationships, and I remember his girlfriend before bought him a X-box 360... then the next one a PS3...
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    Hot girls that get it - Jenna Marbles

    Remember the girl who makes fun of girls that use a ton of make up to look hot? My girlfriend is a big fan of hers because she's funny and real. Here's another video my girlfriend showed me. "Girls That Piss Me Off" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQ7wT4CUprQ&feature=player_embedded I...
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    Too much control over a woman

    I can't find many posts on this. I hate to even write this, and even think about it, because it subconsciously makes me think about it even more. I want to put it in the back of my mind and forget about it, but it's starting to bug me. I'm having too much control over my girl, and I love...
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    How to cut contact from a good girl who has NEVER wronged you.

    In a nutshell: My bro just got married to this girl from Mexico, they met many years ago. They intro'd me to her sister years ago. We got along. I was 18, she was 21. Her sister doesn't speak English, and lives in Mexico. She goes back to Mexico after we both got along VERY well, despite...
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    Bangin hot chick wanting to be talked to, missed opportunity, second chance?

    So I was at Starbucks yesterday in my scrubs (naturally "peacocking" clothes) and I was with my brother. This totally hot Asian babe gets in line a few customers behind me... smoking hot, looked about 19-21 (I'm 20). And then a black dude who didn't seem attractive looks-wise came in a few...
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    I just got disqualified from joining the military...

    I don't know what to do. I had awesome ASVAB scores, physical scores... but I made a mistake of releasing some info from when I was 3 years old. It's not even a big deal, but they disqualified me for it. I don't know how I'm going to go to school. I'm going to have to work full-time AND go to...
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    Females taking sh1ts... are you grossed out or not?

    Edit: I just found out this post made me have 1337 posts. SWEET! Alright, so about 2 minutes ago I was taking a dump and I was thinking, as I was wiping my ass, "Would I be grossed out if a girl excused herself from the dinner table at a fancy restaurant and came back about 7-10 minutes later...
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    Michele, l'Arcangelo's Reports at Abercrombie & Fitch

    I've been working at Abercrombie & Fitch for about a year and a half now and things have been going great. I think this is the job where I finally got over my fear of hot women. It's like a playground where you learn all the fundamentals of interacting with attractive guys and attractive girls...
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    Would anyone have sex with a relative's ex?

    What if you had an older brother who has a ex from YEARS ago... who was suddenly sexually attracted to you... would you go for it? You'd keep it a secret from your entire family, especially your brother... and your brother didn't care if you slept with her since he has a different girlfriend...
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    He's Just Not That Into You - 10 Chick Flick Cliches You Won't Find In The Movie

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7C6ym5gf5s It's so true and hilarious!
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    FR: Took my date rock climbing! (PICS)

    It was pretty fun... she seemed to enjoy it and later had dinner and talked about what our life goals were. Lots of kino and C&F and she loved it! Pics: 1 Starting from the bottom. 2 Looking hot climbing the wall. 3 The typical female pose... but hot.
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    So I'm a STNA now, what's next?

    Alright, about one year ago this month, I made a thread about how I got my GED, how high school was a waste of time, and what my plan was for my future. In one year, I've taken one small step that can start me off. I took my 2 week, 75 hour class, and finished my two days of clinicals a few...
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    Stupid females and their overused phrases! LONG READ!

    Okay, the background of this other girl. She's decent looking (some would say hot), younger than me, smart and sassy... but as I write this description... I think I'd pass on her now... considering 90% of the time, I HATE younger girls. About her situation: I've been witty, funny, confident...
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    Re: Advice? Twins, College... how do I approach?

    Previous post: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=145258 Alright, so classes are over and I never spoke to them. Thing is, we always make eye-contact and make "WTF are they talking about" faces to each other when someone is rambling on out loud. We passed each other a couple times...
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    What's so bad about Miatas???

    I'm almost 19, Asian, and I want to get a 99-02 Miata. I don't see how people think it's gay or a girl car... I'm no giant... and if I were to drive it, it won't look like Diddy Kong/Mario Kart racing or whatever... like most Americans usually do when driving it. I care, but don't care what...
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    Advice? Twins, College... how do I approach?

    Alright. Background: The course is Interpersonal Communications, it's Mid-Term, Monday & Wednesday. Theres these fraternal twins (non-identical). They both always show up in their scrubs. They seem to be 18-20 years old (I'm 18). One is dead sexy and the other is average in looks. Monday, they...
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    ... I want to get my nose pierced.

    I'm 18, in college and planning on joining the military and get into healthcare. I ALWAYS wanted to get a facial piercing. I'm actually debating whether or not I should get my nose pierced (ring not stud). It's just something I've always wanted to do. But, it would totally be an irrational...
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    Whats the name of my major... I'm so confused.

    alright. i'm in a two-year community college. my goal is to get into medicine and become a doctor. but i'm still new to the college lingo and the names of majors and concentrations or whatever. okay, what is my major, given that i'm in a two year college planning on transferring to a...
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    Never got a ticket before... explain? HELP!

    I'm so ****ing pissed. I never had a driving ticket or any ticket in my life. My first ticket isn't even my god damn fault. It's for my brothers stupid ****ing dog, with his name on the tags. My stupid ****ing mom let the dog out--FULLY KNOWING that the dog can jump the fence... because the dog...
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