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    Convincing your girlfriend to do anal

    Well I don't know if it helps her decision or not, but I have actually read that some woman can climax in like 5 seconds from ****oral stimulation combined with anal. I guess most women that try it once can't get enough of it after that. If all else fails, just trick her and pretend you're...
  2. K

    Girl I have my eye on invited me to her party...

    My God. I haven't been on here in awhile and I just realized how rediculous some of this is. I CAN'T believe I used to talk just like most of the people on this message board. STOP OVERTHINKING THINGS. Holy ****, when you show up and she's the only one there you are in luck, my friend! You...
  3. K

    my mom is dating a 19 year old...=/

    Yeah your mom was good, lemme tell ya I could tell she was experienced haha . why the hell would you even post this? I'm surprised every single person hasn't just been making jokes this whole time. I f%cked your mom in the ass! K there you go. Ha seriously though dude, it might be a little...
  4. K

    This Is Why I'll Never Get An Attractive Girl

    If you want to NOT be a huge pansy about this anymore, go buy Double Your Dating by David DeAngelo. It WILL de-wussify you. I GUARANTEE that. Then you will look back and laugh at your old self when you couldn't even eat before, now you WILL be eating ;)
  5. K

    This Is Why I'll Never Get An Attractive Girl

    Well stop bein a big dry puss! Thanks.
  6. K

    Biggest Success Story

    Nice work man. Going from a loser to actually kicking ass all the time is pretty awesome. Make sure you don't get too ahead of yourself, it's funny how all WOMEN think that there is such a thing as a perfect relationship...
  7. K

    It's time for sex

    God I love puss.
  8. K

    This girls says I'm GOING to be her boyfriend?

    Are you seriously asking for advice here?? GO TAP THAT ****! It already wet and waiting for you! Let me translate what she was saying to you: "I want your c0ck" Enjoy the puss man.
  9. K

    H/C Tonight with LTR, Please Advise!

    You aren't in a LONG term relationship. You can start using that word in 10 or 12 months. As far as getting action, read the sex posts in the bible, sir chancealot's is MONEY.
  10. K

    Not having any success with women? Read on.

    Dude, that might not ALWAYS be true, but that is the reason why I have ever failed at anything in my life. Right when I'm about to get the success, what I've been working for so hard, right then when I realize... that's when I get freaked out. I don't know if I have the responsibilty to back...
  11. K

    what a ****ty predicament.

    Or maybe if your friend is NOT a b*tch, which i would hope not since he's your friend, then he will be mature enough to realize that she doesn't like him and he won't throw a temper tantrum like a girl would...
  12. K

    Cheating

    Everybody watch out, because Kuta "respects girls' feelings" f*ck I'm screwed, he's gonna be taking all the women now.
  13. K

    Homecoming Dance is tonight

    My god, do not tell me you ASKED a woman for a dance... --->bible
  14. K

    How do I get this girl to 'really like' me

    Hey this calling everyone names and internet flaming is totally cool right guys? Right? So is not knowing how to spell 4 or 5 letter words while doing it, apparently. CrazyAsianBiker is the ONLY one who I would actually agree with on this one. If you didn't know what an AFC is, you are one...
  15. K

    what a ****ty predicament.

    You could always just take your panties off and be a man.
  16. K

    I'm a legend

    I like the attitude... mostly. However, I have yet to hear about any legendary things. You want to do a lot, but you aren't a legend until you show your sh!t
  17. K

    girl likes me but has a b/f

    accidentally posted twice
  18. K

    girl likes me but has a b/f

    You are 100& BEST off ignoring any girl with any sort of bf/committment/whatever. HOWEVER, I strongly believe that 90% of women will cheat on their boyfriend. It takes skill and some effort on your part. I'm not telling you to try. In fact, my ears turn off and my body automatically walks...
  19. K

    Asked my friend out on THE DAY she got back w/ her bf

    I recommend you stop being a fool and get a girl to go with you and NOT make lame excuses!
  20. K

    Too much make-up

    sorry to be harsh, I left the nice guy deep in the ditch waaay back there.
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