"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Where do us great guys find women like you guys?

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@BeExcellent , @catsmeow2

I love both of your intelligence and insights. Since Pan left, you guys are my favorite posters.

But where do I find a woman who is smart, sexy, upstanding in character, and loyal and committed.

I once had a penpal tell me in the churches and libraries.

Maybe you've mentioned it and I missed it, but where did you meet your men, and under what circumstances?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Get ready for meandering novels lacking chapter titles, summaries and tl;dr's. Anyone who's a fan of David Foster Wallace, this thread is for you.
 

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@BeExcellent , @catsmeow2

I love both of your intelligence and insights. Since Pan left, you guys are my favorite posters.
I have nothing against their forum participation (the more varied perspectives, the better) … but these two women are your “favorites?“

Perhaps you should consider turning in your man-card and joining loveshack.
 

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I have nothing against their forum participation (the more varied perspectives, the better) … but these two women are your “favorites?“

Perhaps you should consider turning in your man-card and joining loveshack.
I can recognize wise women, and I have no problem expressing my appreciation for them.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Black Widow Void

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I can recognize wise women, and I have no problem expressing my appreciation for them.
Thanks for sharing. For years, I've had sleepless nights... wondering if you could recognize wise women and express your appreciation for them. In fact, that's why most of us signed up on sosuave. Now that our prayers have been answered, we might finally have a good nights sleep.
 

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Thanks for sharing. For years, I've had sleepless nights... wondering if you could recognize wise women and express your appreciation for them. In fact, that's why most of us signed up on sosuave. Now our prayers have been answered, we might finally have a good nights sleep.
Wow, you're a pretty antagonistic type of guy, huh?
 

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BeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeexxxxeeeeccccccceeeeeelllllllleeeeeeeeeennnnnttttttttt!!!!!!!!

Caaaaaaattttttttsssssssssmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooowwwwwwww2222222222!!!

Check in with me. I've been impatient for your responses all evening, and so far, nothing. :(
 

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BeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEeexxxxeeeeccccccceeeeeelllllllleeeeeeeeeennnnnttttttttt!!!!!!!!

Caaaaaaattttttttsssssssssmmmmmmeeeeeeeeooooowwwwwwww2222222222!!!

Check in with me. I've been impatient for your responses all evening, and so far, nothing. :(
Do you not see how pathetic you look right now? Holy shvt at the lack of self awareness
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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And for those of you who hate on me because these two fine ladies are my favorite posters:

They're smart, sexy and loyal.

And if I want to find a chick like that, these lovely ladies hold the wisdom to my success.
 

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In depth response to come. Currently in Newport Beach with fiancé for his birthday ;)

Cheers
Can I call you Queen Bee? BeExcellent. B.E. But then add another E. BEE... Queen Bee!

How cool is that?

Cause you are! You're super rad! I love your posts a lot!

If I was in Government, I could Commission you to write a Manual on how a young woman should conduct herself and her life, and how she can find Peace, Joy and Happiness in Life, and then teach it as course in public education.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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They're smart, sexy and loyal.
Sounds like you've got one-itis for internet people.

That's like three layers deep of hallucinations.

They're probably not answering since you are coming across as weird creep who'll end up stalking/worshipping/fapping to their posts if they do answer you.
 

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Sounds like you've got one-itis for internet people.

That's like three layers deep of hallucinations.

They're probably not answering since you are coming across as weird creep who'll end up stalking/worshipping/fapping to their posts if they do answer you.
You're such a brat!
 

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They're a dime a dozen, mate.

Your just fooled by their need to appear high value in all their posts is all
they are decent forum posters , but what they say is nothing more than what most women say “ just be funny and confident “ . Needless to say , this does not really get you anywhere worthwhile

actually taking as a given advice from women is really bad , mainly because they have no idea what actually they want

guys find reasons to bang / date women . Women find reasons to not bang/date men

You can not take advice from women since it can not really be applied to a men . Their game only works because they have a lot of options naturally , not because they “create” these options

most guys s8ck at the creation part
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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