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    Anyone see the AFC on Real World?

    LOL.. I know I am not the only one who watches this show.. So, go ahead and come out and admit it. Joey is crying over Brianna the stripper and ex-meth head 2 episodes in.. She is totally f.ucking with this guys head and he refuses to recognize it. He is a pretty decent looking guy and is...
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    FR: This is how you number close

    Alright, so last night I got a little out of control with the drinking and it was a long night of puking every 20 minutes for a couple hours before finally passing out near the bathroom. (I'm sure most everyone here has been there) I woke up today with the idea of doing absolutely nothing all...
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    FR: The most ridiculous lay ever - too ez

    I had a cold yesterday and ran out of cold medicine so I decided to run the store at about 4-5pm. The store is only like 5 minutes from my house. I stop at this long as$ red light and am totally zoned out just staring straight ahead. A black car pulls next to me with two girls I didn't even...
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    FR: Boinked some girl after the Cubs game

    Got opening day tickets to the Cubs/Brewers game yesterday @ Wrigley. I went down there with 2 other friends and met up with another who lives in Wrigleyville. Literally 2 minutes away from the stadium. We got bleacher tickets which are first come first serve seating. So, you have to get...
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    f/r: Brought home two chicks

    Saturday, I went to a St Pattys day parade where there were literally millions of smoking HBs. I went to the parade with two friends, but had a bunch of people I know going up there and planned to meet them. I had woken up to a few irish car bombs that morning and was obviously ready to go...
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    FR: Mall #-close turns into lay same night

    There was nothing happening on a Thursday night - so me and a couple other friends just decided that we should drink at a friends apartment and have some girls over. We had to wait for my friends girlfriend to leave for work before we could have any girls over so we decided to go to the mall...
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    FR: Lay from last saturday

    I was going to post this in my other thread, but didn't have the energy to type it all up. Anyways, someone asked so here it is. Some of the convo I can't even remember, but I think I got most of it. Saturday evening me and a good friend were bored and didn't want to go to the bar really...
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    Hot lesbian in one of my classes

    Straight up lesbian. Not bi - does not like the ****. She said she only has had one boyfriend before and it was in like the 8th grade. Who has gamed a lesbian here? Any advice? I was flirting with this dyke in class today and the convo kinda went like this: HB: You're from [town] ? me...
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    FR: lay report

    A girl from class who I already banged asked me to go to a party with her Friday night.. I didn't really want to go @ first - I would have rather went out with some of my friends and picked up a chick, but decided to go anyway. She wanted me to meet her there @ 8; I didn't show up until like...
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    FR: Money approach today and # close

    I had a class today on the main campus so was scoping out the hotties. I woke up pretty late, so didn't have a lot of time before classes to walk around. I spotted a HB8 smoking outside. (New smoking law - you have to be 25 feet away from the building or you can get a ticket I guess - I...
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    FR: I got laid again

    My brother who travels a lot was in town so he decided to take me out. Me, my brother, one of his friends and one of my friends went into the city and hit up a Wrigleyville bar. I was planning on just gaming some chicks there, but I had gotten a text from this hot italian girl I had been...
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    FR: Classroom f-close on v-day

    I consider this lay some of my best work, because of how it played out, even though it was almost too easy. I am taking a psychology class (80% women in the class) it goes from 8am-930am. I have only been to the class 3 times, because of snow days and such. I walk in today half asleep and...
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    FR: Door open, opener; that worked.

    Kinda random opener, but I found it slightly funny, but then again I am an idiot. It was the first day of class today so I was looking for the best looking chick in the class.. Spotted a HB8 went and sat by her and started talking to her. 10 minutes later a HB9.5 walks in and sits by...
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    ****blocked by my own mother

    Met a girl at a party a few months back - she went away to school, but we kept in contact I would ping her with texts every couple weeks to keep her thinking. We end up at the same party and we start talking I AMOG the **** out of her other guy friends and then iso her. We start making out and...
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    FR: Hookup in the past; comes back to haunt me.

    Well, let me just say this is an absolute first. This is one of my number closes from one of my classes this semester.. I got her phone number after the final after getting a ton of IOIs all semester.. I called her before the holidays and explained that I was going out of town, but we should...
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    First contact: texing instead of calling..

    Now, I have never done this. I have heard that is a terrible idea. Never really field tested it and I'm curious. Maybe I'm just too ignorant, but IMO if the girl wants your c*ck she just wants to hear from you regardless of how you get in touch with her. I'm bored and want to test out whether...
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    uh, weird classroom # close

    First of all, let me start by saying I think classroom gaming is very awkward - especially in this type of setting. It's a once a week class with about 20 students that actually show up and is a lecture type class. It's very hard to have a conversation with someone, because the teacher is 10...
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    People who complain about their looks

    .. piss me off. But, I'm not sure if that's the point of this thread or not. Or if there is even a point. This is about a situation I encountered recently at work. I work at a popular clothing store and we had a gentleman come in aged about 40-45 who clearly had his face burned somehow. Of...
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    Classroom gaming help

    For some reason I find classroom gaming to be a lot harder than anywhere else. I don't know why. Since it should be a lot easier since you have a set meeting every week. I go to a community college so the classes are much different from a big university. The classes are very small in size &...
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