Roly
Senior Don Juan
Cmon guys We all know you have one. There's always that song with that catchy chorus that you just can't get out of your head. Here's mine... Weezer's " Keep Fishin"... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9drquEiyV0M
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Your favorite "cheesy" song
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
I wouldnt consider it Cheese, but most people do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUkD4CY7YAQ
Rollin in my 5.0
Long live VI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUkD4CY7YAQ
Rollin in my 5.0
Long live VI
insanity
Master Don Juan
i am a rocker through and through but sometimes the so called fruity songs are actually pretty cool. i'd never admit it though
this song is cool but the video is lame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAD8IaNabYE
this song is cool but the video is lame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAD8IaNabYE
Roly
Senior Don Juan
Dude did Steve Miller ever tried suing Vanilla Ice for that? I know that dude from Queens did.MAVER1CK said:
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
MC Miker & DJ Sven - Holiday Rap
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diplomatic_lies
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I would never admit it to someone I know, but Beach Boys are really good.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
In jr high, I slow-danced with a girl with giant tits to the song "Heaven" by Warrant. To this day, I can't hear the song without thinking of her boobs poking me in the chest.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
the Beach Boys are awesome.diplomatic_lies said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
"Ice Ice Baby", that sh1t is cheesy, wigga actin black. also dat song macarenca by those mexican guys
Roly
Senior Don Juan
lol the Macrena was the sh*t back in the day. I remember we'd always be dancing to that in P.E. back in the second grade, that, and street hockey. Good times man. Good times.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
Chea bro, everybody danced to that sh1t.
Gonna ring-rangy-dong for a holiday. Class.
The Beach Boys rule. People rate Pet Sounds as their best, but I prefer the later stuff after Brian went competely doolally. Just been listening to Sunflower & Holland, love those two.
I love 'cheesy' music. Off the top of my head
From New York To LA by Patsy Gallant. Gay as f*ck, haha.
One Tin Soldier by Coven. Killdozer's version rocks.
Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle Of The Road. Where HAS her mama gone? Haunting.
Jolene - Dolly Parton. So desperate. Jolene sounds lush though.
Also, I love death songs.
Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks. Some people claim this is an inferior version of Jacques Brel's suicide ditty, but the original is all in french. Playground version - 'We have joy, we had fun, flicking bogies up our bum, but the sun was too hot, and the bogies turned to snot.'
Honey - Bobby Goldsboro. She dies! Poor bobby, he only has a tree to remember her by. But he's being 'good' and not sleeping with anyone else. I reckon she killed herself.
That's it for now. Download these and taste my cheese.
The Beach Boys rule. People rate Pet Sounds as their best, but I prefer the later stuff after Brian went competely doolally. Just been listening to Sunflower & Holland, love those two.
I love 'cheesy' music. Off the top of my head
From New York To LA by Patsy Gallant. Gay as f*ck, haha.
One Tin Soldier by Coven. Killdozer's version rocks.
Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle Of The Road. Where HAS her mama gone? Haunting.
Jolene - Dolly Parton. So desperate. Jolene sounds lush though.
Also, I love death songs.
Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks. Some people claim this is an inferior version of Jacques Brel's suicide ditty, but the original is all in french. Playground version - 'We have joy, we had fun, flicking bogies up our bum, but the sun was too hot, and the bogies turned to snot.'
Honey - Bobby Goldsboro. She dies! Poor bobby, he only has a tree to remember her by. But he's being 'good' and not sleeping with anyone else. I reckon she killed herself.
That's it for now. Download these and taste my cheese.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Buck Rogers
Don Juan
There are many but the one that sticks out the most:
WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP
WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP
Heart Break Kid
Master Don Juan
Stacey's Mom, Mambo Number 5, The Ketchup Song by Las Ketchup (I reccomend all of these 
) and anything by Shakira. I'd name some french ones one of my current cherie's like but I think I won the cheesy song contest already.
) and anything by Shakira. I'd name some french ones one of my current cherie's like but I think I won the cheesy song contest already."You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.