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Your favorite "cheesy" song

piranha45

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britney spears' "lucky"
 

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I would never admit it to someone I know, but Beach Boys are really good.
 

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In jr high, I slow-danced with a girl with giant tits to the song "Heaven" by Warrant. To this day, I can't hear the song without thinking of her boobs poking me in the chest.
 

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Holiday Rap is fvcking cool!

I'd probably cast a vote for Rock Lobster by the B-52s. Although it's irritating and catchy as fvck, it beats the hell out of Love Shack.
 

If you currently have too many women chasing you, calling you, harassing you, knocking on your door at 2 o'clock in the morning... then I have the simple solution for you.

Just read my free ebook 22 Rules for Massive Success With Women and do the opposite of what I recommend.

This will quickly drive all women away from you.

And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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"Ice Ice Baby", that sh1t is cheesy, wigga actin black. also dat song macarenca by those mexican guys
 

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also dat song macarenca by those mexican guys
Yeah, you'd kinda have to specify which version you liked because of the 23 Macarena compilation and remix albums that came out just so some wankers could cash in on a crappy overplayed song.
 

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lol the Macrena was the sh*t back in the day. I remember we'd always be dancing to that in P.E. back in the second grade, that, and street hockey. Good times man. Good times.
 

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Chea bro, everybody danced to that sh1t.
 

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Gonna ring-rangy-dong for a holiday. Class.

The Beach Boys rule. People rate Pet Sounds as their best, but I prefer the later stuff after Brian went competely doolally. Just been listening to Sunflower & Holland, love those two.

I love 'cheesy' music. Off the top of my head

From New York To LA by Patsy Gallant. Gay as f*ck, haha.

One Tin Soldier by Coven. Killdozer's version rocks.

Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle Of The Road. Where HAS her mama gone? Haunting.

Jolene - Dolly Parton. So desperate. Jolene sounds lush though.

Also, I love death songs.

Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks. Some people claim this is an inferior version of Jacques Brel's suicide ditty, but the original is all in french. Playground version - 'We have joy, we had fun, flicking bogies up our bum, but the sun was too hot, and the bogies turned to snot.'

Honey - Bobby Goldsboro. She dies! Poor bobby, he only has a tree to remember her by. But he's being 'good' and not sleeping with anyone else. I reckon she killed herself.

That's it for now. Download these and taste my cheese.
 

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Rick Springfield - Jessie's girl

The Cars - Let the Good Times Roll

Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline

Chicks dig these

Velveeta rules
 

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There are many but the one that sticks out the most:

WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP
 

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Stacey's Mom, Mambo Number 5, The Ketchup Song by Las Ketchup (I reccomend all of these :p) and anything by Shakira. I'd name some french ones one of my current cherie's like but I think I won the cheesy song contest already.
 

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Shezz said:
Bryan Adams - Summer of 69

Sarge On...:p

I also really enjoy- Everything I do I do it for you, bryan adams.

the one off the older Robin hood movie
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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