Roly
Senior Don Juan
Cmon guys We all know you have one. There's always that song with that catchy chorus that you just can't get out of your head. Here's mine... Weezer's " Keep Fishin"... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9drquEiyV0M
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your favorite "cheesy" song
- Thread starter Roly
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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I wouldnt consider it Cheese, but most people do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUkD4CY7YAQ
Rollin in my 5.0
Long live VI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUkD4CY7YAQ
Rollin in my 5.0
Long live VI
insanity
Master Don Juan
i am a rocker through and through but sometimes the so called fruity songs are actually pretty cool. i'd never admit it though
this song is cool but the video is lame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAD8IaNabYE
this song is cool but the video is lame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAD8IaNabYE
Roly
Senior Don Juan
Dude did Steve Miller ever tried suing Vanilla Ice for that? I know that dude from Queens did.MAVER1CK said:
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
MC Miker & DJ Sven - Holiday Rap
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diplomatic_lies
Master Don Juan
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I would never admit it to someone I know, but Beach Boys are really good.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
In jr high, I slow-danced with a girl with giant tits to the song "Heaven" by Warrant. To this day, I can't hear the song without thinking of her boobs poking me in the chest.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
the Beach Boys are awesome.diplomatic_lies said:
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
"Ice Ice Baby", that sh1t is cheesy, wigga actin black. also dat song macarenca by those mexican guys
Roly
Senior Don Juan
lol the Macrena was the sh*t back in the day. I remember we'd always be dancing to that in P.E. back in the second grade, that, and street hockey. Good times man. Good times.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
Chea bro, everybody danced to that sh1t.
Gonna ring-rangy-dong for a holiday. Class.
The Beach Boys rule. People rate Pet Sounds as their best, but I prefer the later stuff after Brian went competely doolally. Just been listening to Sunflower & Holland, love those two.
I love 'cheesy' music. Off the top of my head
From New York To LA by Patsy Gallant. Gay as f*ck, haha.
One Tin Soldier by Coven. Killdozer's version rocks.
Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle Of The Road. Where HAS her mama gone? Haunting.
Jolene - Dolly Parton. So desperate. Jolene sounds lush though.
Also, I love death songs.
Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks. Some people claim this is an inferior version of Jacques Brel's suicide ditty, but the original is all in french. Playground version - 'We have joy, we had fun, flicking bogies up our bum, but the sun was too hot, and the bogies turned to snot.'
Honey - Bobby Goldsboro. She dies! Poor bobby, he only has a tree to remember her by. But he's being 'good' and not sleeping with anyone else. I reckon she killed herself.
That's it for now. Download these and taste my cheese.
The Beach Boys rule. People rate Pet Sounds as their best, but I prefer the later stuff after Brian went competely doolally. Just been listening to Sunflower & Holland, love those two.
I love 'cheesy' music. Off the top of my head
From New York To LA by Patsy Gallant. Gay as f*ck, haha.
One Tin Soldier by Coven. Killdozer's version rocks.
Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle Of The Road. Where HAS her mama gone? Haunting.
Jolene - Dolly Parton. So desperate. Jolene sounds lush though.
Also, I love death songs.
Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks. Some people claim this is an inferior version of Jacques Brel's suicide ditty, but the original is all in french. Playground version - 'We have joy, we had fun, flicking bogies up our bum, but the sun was too hot, and the bogies turned to snot.'
Honey - Bobby Goldsboro. She dies! Poor bobby, he only has a tree to remember her by. But he's being 'good' and not sleeping with anyone else. I reckon she killed herself.
That's it for now. Download these and taste my cheese.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Buck Rogers
Don Juan
There are many but the one that sticks out the most:
WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP
WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP
Heart Break Kid
Master Don Juan
Stacey's Mom, Mambo Number 5, The Ketchup Song by Las Ketchup (I reccomend all of these 
) and anything by Shakira. I'd name some french ones one of my current cherie's like but I think I won the cheesy song contest already.
) and anything by Shakira. I'd name some french ones one of my current cherie's like but I think I won the cheesy song contest already."Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.