"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Your favorite "cheesy" song

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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britney spears' "lucky"
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I would never admit it to someone I know, but Beach Boys are really good.
 

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In jr high, I slow-danced with a girl with giant tits to the song "Heaven" by Warrant. To this day, I can't hear the song without thinking of her boobs poking me in the chest.
 

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Holiday Rap is fvcking cool!

I'd probably cast a vote for Rock Lobster by the B-52s. Although it's irritating and catchy as fvck, it beats the hell out of Love Shack.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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"Ice Ice Baby", that sh1t is cheesy, wigga actin black. also dat song macarenca by those mexican guys
 

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also dat song macarenca by those mexican guys
Yeah, you'd kinda have to specify which version you liked because of the 23 Macarena compilation and remix albums that came out just so some wankers could cash in on a crappy overplayed song.
 

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lol the Macrena was the sh*t back in the day. I remember we'd always be dancing to that in P.E. back in the second grade, that, and street hockey. Good times man. Good times.
 

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Chea bro, everybody danced to that sh1t.
 

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Gonna ring-rangy-dong for a holiday. Class.

The Beach Boys rule. People rate Pet Sounds as their best, but I prefer the later stuff after Brian went competely doolally. Just been listening to Sunflower & Holland, love those two.

I love 'cheesy' music. Off the top of my head

From New York To LA by Patsy Gallant. Gay as f*ck, haha.

One Tin Soldier by Coven. Killdozer's version rocks.

Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle Of The Road. Where HAS her mama gone? Haunting.

Jolene - Dolly Parton. So desperate. Jolene sounds lush though.

Also, I love death songs.

Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks. Some people claim this is an inferior version of Jacques Brel's suicide ditty, but the original is all in french. Playground version - 'We have joy, we had fun, flicking bogies up our bum, but the sun was too hot, and the bogies turned to snot.'

Honey - Bobby Goldsboro. She dies! Poor bobby, he only has a tree to remember her by. But he's being 'good' and not sleeping with anyone else. I reckon she killed herself.

That's it for now. Download these and taste my cheese.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Rick Springfield - Jessie's girl

The Cars - Let the Good Times Roll

Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline

Chicks dig these

Velveeta rules
 

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There are many but the one that sticks out the most:

WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP
 

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Stacey's Mom, Mambo Number 5, The Ketchup Song by Las Ketchup (I reccomend all of these :p) and anything by Shakira. I'd name some french ones one of my current cherie's like but I think I won the cheesy song contest already.
 

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Shezz said:
Bryan Adams - Summer of 69

Sarge On...:p

I also really enjoy- Everything I do I do it for you, bryan adams.

the one off the older Robin hood movie
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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