Roly
Senior Don Juan
Cmon guys We all know you have one. There's always that song with that catchy chorus that you just can't get out of your head. Here's mine... Weezer's " Keep Fishin"... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9drquEiyV0M
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Your favorite "cheesy" song
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I wouldnt consider it Cheese, but most people do.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUkD4CY7YAQ
Rollin in my 5.0
Long live VI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUkD4CY7YAQ
Rollin in my 5.0
Long live VI
insanity
Master Don Juan
i am a rocker through and through but sometimes the so called fruity songs are actually pretty cool. i'd never admit it though
this song is cool but the video is lame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAD8IaNabYE
this song is cool but the video is lame.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAD8IaNabYE
Roly
Senior Don Juan
Dude did Steve Miller ever tried suing Vanilla Ice for that? I know that dude from Queens did.MAVER1CK said:
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
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diplomatic_lies
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I would never admit it to someone I know, but Beach Boys are really good.
Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
In jr high, I slow-danced with a girl with giant tits to the song "Heaven" by Warrant. To this day, I can't hear the song without thinking of her boobs poking me in the chest.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
the Beach Boys are awesome.diplomatic_lies said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
"Ice Ice Baby", that sh1t is cheesy, wigga actin black. also dat song macarenca by those mexican guys
Roly
Senior Don Juan
lol the Macrena was the sh*t back in the day. I remember we'd always be dancing to that in P.E. back in the second grade, that, and street hockey. Good times man. Good times.
LA_Chico
Senior Don Juan
Chea bro, everybody danced to that sh1t.
Gonna ring-rangy-dong for a holiday. Class.
The Beach Boys rule. People rate Pet Sounds as their best, but I prefer the later stuff after Brian went competely doolally. Just been listening to Sunflower & Holland, love those two.
I love 'cheesy' music. Off the top of my head
From New York To LA by Patsy Gallant. Gay as f*ck, haha.
One Tin Soldier by Coven. Killdozer's version rocks.
Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle Of The Road. Where HAS her mama gone? Haunting.
Jolene - Dolly Parton. So desperate. Jolene sounds lush though.
Also, I love death songs.
Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks. Some people claim this is an inferior version of Jacques Brel's suicide ditty, but the original is all in french. Playground version - 'We have joy, we had fun, flicking bogies up our bum, but the sun was too hot, and the bogies turned to snot.'
Honey - Bobby Goldsboro. She dies! Poor bobby, he only has a tree to remember her by. But he's being 'good' and not sleeping with anyone else. I reckon she killed herself.
That's it for now. Download these and taste my cheese.
The Beach Boys rule. People rate Pet Sounds as their best, but I prefer the later stuff after Brian went competely doolally. Just been listening to Sunflower & Holland, love those two.
I love 'cheesy' music. Off the top of my head
From New York To LA by Patsy Gallant. Gay as f*ck, haha.
One Tin Soldier by Coven. Killdozer's version rocks.
Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle Of The Road. Where HAS her mama gone? Haunting.
Jolene - Dolly Parton. So desperate. Jolene sounds lush though.
Also, I love death songs.
Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks. Some people claim this is an inferior version of Jacques Brel's suicide ditty, but the original is all in french. Playground version - 'We have joy, we had fun, flicking bogies up our bum, but the sun was too hot, and the bogies turned to snot.'
Honey - Bobby Goldsboro. She dies! Poor bobby, he only has a tree to remember her by. But he's being 'good' and not sleeping with anyone else. I reckon she killed herself.
That's it for now. Download these and taste my cheese.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Buck Rogers
Don Juan
There are many but the one that sticks out the most:
WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP
WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP
Heart Break Kid
Master Don Juan
Stacey's Mom, Mambo Number 5, The Ketchup Song by Las Ketchup (I reccomend all of these 
) and anything by Shakira. I'd name some french ones one of my current cherie's like but I think I won the cheesy song contest already.
) and anything by Shakira. I'd name some french ones one of my current cherie's like but I think I won the cheesy song contest already."Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.