"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Your favorite "cheesy" song

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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britney spears' "lucky"
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I would never admit it to someone I know, but Beach Boys are really good.
 

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In jr high, I slow-danced with a girl with giant tits to the song "Heaven" by Warrant. To this day, I can't hear the song without thinking of her boobs poking me in the chest.
 

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Holiday Rap is fvcking cool!

I'd probably cast a vote for Rock Lobster by the B-52s. Although it's irritating and catchy as fvck, it beats the hell out of Love Shack.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"Ice Ice Baby", that sh1t is cheesy, wigga actin black. also dat song macarenca by those mexican guys
 

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also dat song macarenca by those mexican guys
Yeah, you'd kinda have to specify which version you liked because of the 23 Macarena compilation and remix albums that came out just so some wankers could cash in on a crappy overplayed song.
 

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lol the Macrena was the sh*t back in the day. I remember we'd always be dancing to that in P.E. back in the second grade, that, and street hockey. Good times man. Good times.
 

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Chea bro, everybody danced to that sh1t.
 

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Gonna ring-rangy-dong for a holiday. Class.

The Beach Boys rule. People rate Pet Sounds as their best, but I prefer the later stuff after Brian went competely doolally. Just been listening to Sunflower & Holland, love those two.

I love 'cheesy' music. Off the top of my head

From New York To LA by Patsy Gallant. Gay as f*ck, haha.

One Tin Soldier by Coven. Killdozer's version rocks.

Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep - Middle Of The Road. Where HAS her mama gone? Haunting.

Jolene - Dolly Parton. So desperate. Jolene sounds lush though.

Also, I love death songs.

Seasons In The Sun - Terry Jacks. Some people claim this is an inferior version of Jacques Brel's suicide ditty, but the original is all in french. Playground version - 'We have joy, we had fun, flicking bogies up our bum, but the sun was too hot, and the bogies turned to snot.'

Honey - Bobby Goldsboro. She dies! Poor bobby, he only has a tree to remember her by. But he's being 'good' and not sleeping with anyone else. I reckon she killed herself.

That's it for now. Download these and taste my cheese.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Rick Springfield - Jessie's girl

The Cars - Let the Good Times Roll

Neil Diamond - Sweet Caroline

Chicks dig these

Velveeta rules
 

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There are many but the one that sticks out the most:

WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP, BUTTERCUP
 

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Stacey's Mom, Mambo Number 5, The Ketchup Song by Las Ketchup (I reccomend all of these :p) and anything by Shakira. I'd name some french ones one of my current cherie's like but I think I won the cheesy song contest already.
 

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Shezz said:
Bryan Adams - Summer of 69

Sarge On...:p

I also really enjoy- Everything I do I do it for you, bryan adams.

the one off the older Robin hood movie
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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