Your dog will always love you more than your girlfriend.

[MrJibbles]

How do I know this? Try locking your dog in your car trunk for an hour. Then come back and open it up. Your dog will perk up, tail wagging, eager to see you. He will still love you.

Now try this with your girlfriend. The results will not be the same. She will hate you.

Disregard females. Acquire canine companions.

That is all.

 

[Groovy]

If you did that to your guy friends they would also hate you.

 

[Fly By Night]

Dog's can't open doors nor know how they work. If you let them out, they would think that you freed them from imprisonment.

Sorry to rain on your parade :l

 

[wilford]

The More I Know Women…the More I Love Dogs.

 

[DonGorgon]

a dog is not human so what is you point?

 

[corrector]

. Now try this with your girlfriend. The results will not be the same. She will hate you.

I don't think so. That's why you have to go on sites like **** and look for a girlfriend who wants to be your slave. You just need to find the right sites or places.

 

[SeymourCake]

Well, we now know who's into bestiality.

 

[MisterD]

Don't forget a dog will always lick peanut butter off your balls and girls don't do that until date 4.

If you've gone more than 4 dates and a girl hasn't done it, best believe you are an afc sucker getting played and she IS doing it to another guy.