"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Your dog will always love you more than your girlfriend.

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How do I know this? Try locking your dog in your car trunk for an hour. Then come back and open it up. Your dog will perk up, tail wagging, eager to see you. He will still love you.

Now try this with your girlfriend. The results will not be the same. She will hate you.

Disregard females. Acquire canine companions.

That is all.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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If you did that to your guy friends they would also hate you.
 
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Dog's can't open doors nor know how they work. If you let them out, they would think that you freed them from imprisonment.

Sorry to rain on your parade :l
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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MrJibbles said:
. Now try this with your girlfriend. The results will not be the same. She will hate you.
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I don't think so. That's why you have to go on sites like **** and look for a girlfriend who wants to be your slave. You just need to find the right sites or places.
 
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Well, we now know who's into bestiality.
 
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Don't forget a dog will always lick peanut butter off your balls and girls don't do that until date 4.

If you've gone more than 4 dates and a girl hasn't done it, best believe you are an afc sucker getting played and she IS doing it to another guy.
 
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