"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Your dog will always love you more than your girlfriend.

MrJibbles

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How do I know this? Try locking your dog in your car trunk for an hour. Then come back and open it up. Your dog will perk up, tail wagging, eager to see you. He will still love you.

Now try this with your girlfriend. The results will not be the same. She will hate you.

Disregard females. Acquire canine companions.

That is all.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Groovy

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If you did that to your guy friends they would also hate you.
 

Fly By Night

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Dog's can't open doors nor know how they work. If you let them out, they would think that you freed them from imprisonment.

Sorry to rain on your parade :l
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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corrector

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MrJibbles said:
. Now try this with your girlfriend. The results will not be the same. She will hate you.
I don't think so. That's why you have to go on sites like **** and look for a girlfriend who wants to be your slave. You just need to find the right sites or places.
 

SeymourCake

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Well, we now know who's into bestiality.
 

MisterD

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Don't forget a dog will always lick peanut butter off your balls and girls don't do that until date 4.

If you've gone more than 4 dates and a girl hasn't done it, best believe you are an afc sucker getting played and she IS doing it to another guy.
 
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