"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Your dog will always love you more than your girlfriend.

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How do I know this? Try locking your dog in your car trunk for an hour. Then come back and open it up. Your dog will perk up, tail wagging, eager to see you. He will still love you.

Now try this with your girlfriend. The results will not be the same. She will hate you.

Disregard females. Acquire canine companions.

That is all.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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If you did that to your guy friends they would also hate you.
 
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Fly By Night

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Dog's can't open doors nor know how they work. If you let them out, they would think that you freed them from imprisonment.

Sorry to rain on your parade :l
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MrJibbles said:
. Now try this with your girlfriend. The results will not be the same. She will hate you.
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I don't think so. That's why you have to go on sites like **** and look for a girlfriend who wants to be your slave. You just need to find the right sites or places.
 
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Well, we now know who's into bestiality.
 
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Don't forget a dog will always lick peanut butter off your balls and girls don't do that until date 4.

If you've gone more than 4 dates and a girl hasn't done it, best believe you are an afc sucker getting played and she IS doing it to another guy.
 
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