"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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You'll never get this p@ssy Sal!

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Question. I had this younger woman I know text me a picture of herself out of the blue a picture of her bent over in her panties, smiling and giving the middle finger with the text: You'll never get a piece of this p@ssy Sal!

I haven't spoken to this woman in over a year and it was just through FB. Before that a while back I knew her as an acquaintance (we have each others numbers).

I texted her back saying wrong guy and she said no right guy Sal, stop talking sh!t about me cuz you never had a chance anyway. I like bad boys.

I ignored it but it got me wondering if she wants me to chase? She did look damn good.
 

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A picture is worth a 1000 words.
I hear you. But it's wank material bait. I think she wants me to chase her because her FB says single. She's the type that likes the high roller bad boys and I'm not that type. She seems crazy. She's very hot but I don't know if I would get involved with her even for a piece.
 

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Chick is crazy and has a greater than thou attitude.

"You'll never get any of this glassguy"

-"who ever said I wanted it? I have all I want and can handle now. Not sure why you are even wasting your time messaging me."

Then go silent.
 

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Attention Ho: "You'll never get a piece of this pu$$y, LL".
LL: "yes I know, because I don't frequent the street corner where it's sold at. "
 

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Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

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Attention Ho: "You'll never get a piece of this pu$$y, LL".
LL: "yes I know, because I don't frequent the street corner where it's sold at. "
Bat chit crazy attention ho. I'd stay away
 
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Attention Ho: "You'll never get a piece of this pu$$y, AS".
AS: "Haven't you ever heard of the law of supply and demand? The demand just isn't there, honey."
 

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I texted her back again today and told her thanks for the p@ssy pic it gave my phone a virus. Then she replied stop stalking me Sal!

She must have had a nervous breakdown at one point in her life cuz I don't know what she's talking about.
 

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That's why we told you to kick this loser to the curb. I had a similar situation once.. Cut the girl off from all communications and never looked back. Chicks like this are trouble and have 0 to offer anyone
 
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Question. I had this younger woman I know text me a picture of herself out of the blue a picture of her bent over in her panties, smiling and giving the middle finger with the text: You'll never get a piece of this p@ssy Sal!

I haven't spoken to this woman in over a year and it was just through FB. Before that a while back I knew her as an acquaintance (we have each others numbers).

I texted her back saying wrong guy and she said no right guy Sal, stop talking sh!t about me cuz you never had a chance anyway. I like bad boys.

I ignored it but it got me wondering if she wants me to chase? She did look damn good.


She wants attention and another orbiter.

Best response to her would be "who is this?"
 

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Or you can play along dumb and act like you're being manipulated.. Then just disappear and flip the script around :D
 

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Should have replied
"Thank God! I can smell it all the way over here...might want to do something about that..."
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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