CantTouchMyStyle
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How would you reply to this?
LOL
LOL
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
"You must have a really big penis"
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
You're gonna find out soon enough.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Thank you, sir.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
CantTouchMyStyle
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I replied with basically that she would find out soon enough. With an inside joke that you guys would not get and got a playful reply.
Safe to say I am getting laid tomorrow boys.
Looks like I got this chick to bust out her inner slut that I was waiting for. :cheer: :cheer:
Safe to say I am getting laid tomorrow boys.
Looks like I got this chick to bust out her inner slut that I was waiting for. :cheer: :cheer:
Kailex
Master Don Juan
"And pretty soon you can have it too... in you."
teacha
Senior Don Juan
'open your mouth and find out.'
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
CantTouchMyStyle
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I am not large fwiw.Chromeo said:
But, do you honestly think she is going to not want the **** after she sucks it? Doubtful bro.
+ shes only like 18, gotta be tight IMO.
lorekeeper
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Hahahahah!!!
I actually got asked this once. Went out with someone I was not really interested in (cause she was an ex of a friend), and so I was CONSTANTLY joking around, playfully teasing her and all, wondering to myself "why can't I do this with a hb?"
the bill came and she rubbed my arm and told me "you're so big and strong you must be hung like a horse"
I put my creditcard on the table and said "actually sweety, I'm hung like a baby
"
the look on her face was priceless she actually turned dejected and couldent make eye contact and was like "oh...."
I replied "yeah eleven and three quarter inches, eight and a half pounds"
she actually burst out laughing and had tears in her eyes. Drove her back home, put on a movie, and didn't make it to the end, ending a year and a half dryspell.
I actually got asked this once. Went out with someone I was not really interested in (cause she was an ex of a friend), and so I was CONSTANTLY joking around, playfully teasing her and all, wondering to myself "why can't I do this with a hb?"
the bill came and she rubbed my arm and told me "you're so big and strong you must be hung like a horse"
I put my creditcard on the table and said "actually sweety, I'm hung like a baby
"the look on her face was priceless she actually turned dejected and couldent make eye contact and was like "oh...."
I replied "yeah
eleven and three quarter inches, eight and a half pounds"she actually burst out laughing and had tears in her eyes. Drove her back home, put on a movie, and didn't make it to the end, ending a year and a half dryspell.
Gears of Led Zep
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Haha reallyy.......HOW ABOUT WE FVCK
CantTouchMyStyle
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2x.
and a blow job before I left in the morning..
life is good.
and a blow job before I left in the morning..
life is good.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Nexus Polaris
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Thanks. You too.
I would say
"DO you always get waht you want?, well then this could be your lucky day"
" how you notice? did you follow me to the washroom? oh man I have a stalker now" ..." next time say something... dont just stand in there in awe!!...lol"
"DO you always get waht you want?, well then this could be your lucky day"
" how you notice? did you follow me to the washroom? oh man I have a stalker now" ..." next time say something... dont just stand in there in awe!!...lol"
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.