CantTouchMyStyle
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How would you reply to this?
LOL
LOL
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
"You must have a really big penis"
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
You're gonna find out soon enough.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Thank you, sir.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
CantTouchMyStyle
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I replied with basically that she would find out soon enough. With an inside joke that you guys would not get and got a playful reply.
Safe to say I am getting laid tomorrow boys.
Looks like I got this chick to bust out her inner slut that I was waiting for. :cheer: :cheer:
Safe to say I am getting laid tomorrow boys.
Looks like I got this chick to bust out her inner slut that I was waiting for. :cheer: :cheer:
Kailex
Master Don Juan
"And pretty soon you can have it too... in you."
teacha
Senior Don Juan
'open your mouth and find out.'
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
CantTouchMyStyle
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I am not large fwiw.Chromeo said:
But, do you honestly think she is going to not want the **** after she sucks it? Doubtful bro.
+ shes only like 18, gotta be tight IMO.
lorekeeper
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Hahahahah!!!
I actually got asked this once. Went out with someone I was not really interested in (cause she was an ex of a friend), and so I was CONSTANTLY joking around, playfully teasing her and all, wondering to myself "why can't I do this with a hb?"
the bill came and she rubbed my arm and told me "you're so big and strong you must be hung like a horse"
I put my creditcard on the table and said "actually sweety, I'm hung like a baby
"
the look on her face was priceless she actually turned dejected and couldent make eye contact and was like "oh...."
I replied "yeah eleven and three quarter inches, eight and a half pounds"
she actually burst out laughing and had tears in her eyes. Drove her back home, put on a movie, and didn't make it to the end, ending a year and a half dryspell.
I actually got asked this once. Went out with someone I was not really interested in (cause she was an ex of a friend), and so I was CONSTANTLY joking around, playfully teasing her and all, wondering to myself "why can't I do this with a hb?"
the bill came and she rubbed my arm and told me "you're so big and strong you must be hung like a horse"
I put my creditcard on the table and said "actually sweety, I'm hung like a baby
"the look on her face was priceless she actually turned dejected and couldent make eye contact and was like "oh...."
I replied "yeah
eleven and three quarter inches, eight and a half pounds"she actually burst out laughing and had tears in her eyes. Drove her back home, put on a movie, and didn't make it to the end, ending a year and a half dryspell.
Gears of Led Zep
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Haha reallyy.......HOW ABOUT WE FVCK
CantTouchMyStyle
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2x.
and a blow job before I left in the morning..
life is good.
and a blow job before I left in the morning..
life is good.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Nexus Polaris
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Thanks. You too.
I would say
"DO you always get waht you want?, well then this could be your lucky day"
" how you notice? did you follow me to the washroom? oh man I have a stalker now" ..." next time say something... dont just stand in there in awe!!...lol"
"DO you always get waht you want?, well then this could be your lucky day"
" how you notice? did you follow me to the washroom? oh man I have a stalker now" ..." next time say something... dont just stand in there in awe!!...lol"
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.