CantTouchMyStyle
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How would you reply to this?
LOL
LOL
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
"You must have a really big penis"
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
You're gonna find out soon enough.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Thank you, sir.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
CantTouchMyStyle
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I replied with basically that she would find out soon enough. With an inside joke that you guys would not get and got a playful reply.
Safe to say I am getting laid tomorrow boys.
Looks like I got this chick to bust out her inner slut that I was waiting for. :cheer: :cheer:
Safe to say I am getting laid tomorrow boys.
Looks like I got this chick to bust out her inner slut that I was waiting for. :cheer: :cheer:
Kailex
Master Don Juan
"And pretty soon you can have it too... in you."
teacha
Senior Don Juan
'open your mouth and find out.'
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
CantTouchMyStyle
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I am not large fwiw.Chromeo said:
But, do you honestly think she is going to not want the **** after she sucks it? Doubtful bro.
+ shes only like 18, gotta be tight IMO.
lorekeeper
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Hahahahah!!!
I actually got asked this once. Went out with someone I was not really interested in (cause she was an ex of a friend), and so I was CONSTANTLY joking around, playfully teasing her and all, wondering to myself "why can't I do this with a hb?"
the bill came and she rubbed my arm and told me "you're so big and strong you must be hung like a horse"
I put my creditcard on the table and said "actually sweety, I'm hung like a baby
"
the look on her face was priceless she actually turned dejected and couldent make eye contact and was like "oh...."
I replied "yeah eleven and three quarter inches, eight and a half pounds"
she actually burst out laughing and had tears in her eyes. Drove her back home, put on a movie, and didn't make it to the end, ending a year and a half dryspell.
I actually got asked this once. Went out with someone I was not really interested in (cause she was an ex of a friend), and so I was CONSTANTLY joking around, playfully teasing her and all, wondering to myself "why can't I do this with a hb?"
the bill came and she rubbed my arm and told me "you're so big and strong you must be hung like a horse"
I put my creditcard on the table and said "actually sweety, I'm hung like a baby
"the look on her face was priceless she actually turned dejected and couldent make eye contact and was like "oh...."
I replied "yeah
eleven and three quarter inches, eight and a half pounds"she actually burst out laughing and had tears in her eyes. Drove her back home, put on a movie, and didn't make it to the end, ending a year and a half dryspell.
Gears of Led Zep
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Haha reallyy.......HOW ABOUT WE FVCK
CantTouchMyStyle
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2x.
and a blow job before I left in the morning..
life is good.
and a blow job before I left in the morning..
life is good.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Nexus Polaris
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Thanks. You too.
I would say
"DO you always get waht you want?, well then this could be your lucky day"
" how you notice? did you follow me to the washroom? oh man I have a stalker now" ..." next time say something... dont just stand in there in awe!!...lol"
"DO you always get waht you want?, well then this could be your lucky day"
" how you notice? did you follow me to the washroom? oh man I have a stalker now" ..." next time say something... dont just stand in there in awe!!...lol"
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.