CantTouchMyStyle
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How would you reply to this?
LOL
LOL
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
"You must have a really big penis"
- Thread starter CantTouchMyStyle
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
You're gonna find out soon enough.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Thank you, sir.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
CantTouchMyStyle
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I replied with basically that she would find out soon enough. With an inside joke that you guys would not get and got a playful reply.
Safe to say I am getting laid tomorrow boys.
Looks like I got this chick to bust out her inner slut that I was waiting for. :cheer: :cheer:
Safe to say I am getting laid tomorrow boys.
Looks like I got this chick to bust out her inner slut that I was waiting for. :cheer: :cheer:
Kailex
Master Don Juan
"And pretty soon you can have it too... in you."
teacha
Senior Don Juan
'open your mouth and find out.'
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
CantTouchMyStyle
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I am not large fwiw.Chromeo said:
But, do you honestly think she is going to not want the **** after she sucks it? Doubtful bro.
+ shes only like 18, gotta be tight IMO.
lorekeeper
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Hahahahah!!!
I actually got asked this once. Went out with someone I was not really interested in (cause she was an ex of a friend), and so I was CONSTANTLY joking around, playfully teasing her and all, wondering to myself "why can't I do this with a hb?"
the bill came and she rubbed my arm and told me "you're so big and strong you must be hung like a horse"
I put my creditcard on the table and said "actually sweety, I'm hung like a baby
"
the look on her face was priceless she actually turned dejected and couldent make eye contact and was like "oh...."
I replied "yeah eleven and three quarter inches, eight and a half pounds"
she actually burst out laughing and had tears in her eyes. Drove her back home, put on a movie, and didn't make it to the end, ending a year and a half dryspell.
I actually got asked this once. Went out with someone I was not really interested in (cause she was an ex of a friend), and so I was CONSTANTLY joking around, playfully teasing her and all, wondering to myself "why can't I do this with a hb?"
the bill came and she rubbed my arm and told me "you're so big and strong you must be hung like a horse"
I put my creditcard on the table and said "actually sweety, I'm hung like a baby
"the look on her face was priceless she actually turned dejected and couldent make eye contact and was like "oh...."
I replied "yeah
eleven and three quarter inches, eight and a half pounds"she actually burst out laughing and had tears in her eyes. Drove her back home, put on a movie, and didn't make it to the end, ending a year and a half dryspell.
Gears of Led Zep
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Haha reallyy.......HOW ABOUT WE FVCK
CantTouchMyStyle
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2x.
and a blow job before I left in the morning..
life is good.
and a blow job before I left in the morning..
life is good.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Nexus Polaris
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Thanks. You too.
I would say
"DO you always get waht you want?, well then this could be your lucky day"
" how you notice? did you follow me to the washroom? oh man I have a stalker now" ..." next time say something... dont just stand in there in awe!!...lol"
"DO you always get waht you want?, well then this could be your lucky day"
" how you notice? did you follow me to the washroom? oh man I have a stalker now" ..." next time say something... dont just stand in there in awe!!...lol"
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.