CantTouchMyStyle
Don Juan
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How would you reply to this?
LOL
LOL
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
"You must have a really big penis"
- Thread starter CantTouchMyStyle
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Mistic
Senior Don Juan
You're gonna find out soon enough.
Atom Smasher
Master Don Juan
Thank you, sir.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
CantTouchMyStyle
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I replied with basically that she would find out soon enough. With an inside joke that you guys would not get and got a playful reply.
Safe to say I am getting laid tomorrow boys.
Looks like I got this chick to bust out her inner slut that I was waiting for. :cheer: :cheer:
Safe to say I am getting laid tomorrow boys.
Looks like I got this chick to bust out her inner slut that I was waiting for. :cheer: :cheer:
Kailex
Master Don Juan
"And pretty soon you can have it too... in you."
teacha
Senior Don Juan
'open your mouth and find out.'
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
CantTouchMyStyle
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I am not large fwiw.Chromeo said:
But, do you honestly think she is going to not want the **** after she sucks it? Doubtful bro.
+ shes only like 18, gotta be tight IMO.
lorekeeper
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Hahahahah!!!
I actually got asked this once. Went out with someone I was not really interested in (cause she was an ex of a friend), and so I was CONSTANTLY joking around, playfully teasing her and all, wondering to myself "why can't I do this with a hb?"
the bill came and she rubbed my arm and told me "you're so big and strong you must be hung like a horse"
I put my creditcard on the table and said "actually sweety, I'm hung like a baby
"
the look on her face was priceless she actually turned dejected and couldent make eye contact and was like "oh...."
I replied "yeah eleven and three quarter inches, eight and a half pounds"
she actually burst out laughing and had tears in her eyes. Drove her back home, put on a movie, and didn't make it to the end, ending a year and a half dryspell.
I actually got asked this once. Went out with someone I was not really interested in (cause she was an ex of a friend), and so I was CONSTANTLY joking around, playfully teasing her and all, wondering to myself "why can't I do this with a hb?"
the bill came and she rubbed my arm and told me "you're so big and strong you must be hung like a horse"
I put my creditcard on the table and said "actually sweety, I'm hung like a baby
"the look on her face was priceless she actually turned dejected and couldent make eye contact and was like "oh...."
I replied "yeah
eleven and three quarter inches, eight and a half pounds"she actually burst out laughing and had tears in her eyes. Drove her back home, put on a movie, and didn't make it to the end, ending a year and a half dryspell.
Gears of Led Zep
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Haha reallyy.......HOW ABOUT WE FVCK
CantTouchMyStyle
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2x.
and a blow job before I left in the morning..
life is good.
and a blow job before I left in the morning..
life is good.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Nexus Polaris
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Thanks. You too.
I would say
"DO you always get waht you want?, well then this could be your lucky day"
" how you notice? did you follow me to the washroom? oh man I have a stalker now" ..." next time say something... dont just stand in there in awe!!...lol"
"DO you always get waht you want?, well then this could be your lucky day"
" how you notice? did you follow me to the washroom? oh man I have a stalker now" ..." next time say something... dont just stand in there in awe!!...lol"
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.