WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
When you keep forgetting time and time again that "nice girls" dont want to be treated like princesses, but like goddamn objects of sex too!
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
You know you are an AFC when......
- Thread starter backbreaker
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
DogFashionDisco
Senior Don Juan
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When you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
:crackup:DogFashionDisco said:
Good one.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
1. All your base are belong to us.
2. Someone set us up the bomb.
3. You have no chance to survive make your time.
2. Someone set us up the bomb.
3. You have no chance to survive make your time.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
edger
Master Don Juan
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Disagree. This even happens to the best DJ's out there. Does that mean they're AFC?Rollo Tomassi said:
No matter how good of a DJ you are, there is always gonna be some chick that isn't feeling you.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
.... when you drop names in conversations without properly introducing the new characters first, so you'll be sitting at your desk waiting for your boss to leave so you can go home early, when suddenly a co-worker will drop by and just start talking about Jack or John or Dwayne, and you're wondering who the hell still names their kid "Dwayne," and when the exact moment was that you decided your life was for sale at an hourly rate of $16.75, give or take a ****ty office party every year and a box of stale donuts in the morning, only to go home to a dumpy apartment in some **** hole state that people more successful than you glance at out of their window as they pass over in a private jet on their way home to bang their hot trophy wives.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
bad day huh?
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
when you deliberately do more sets of a particular exercise at the gym because you're in the vicinity of a hot girl, or you work out on machines (instead of freeweights) because a hot girl is one or two machines over.
Heheh,..I see this at Gold's every fuggin' day.
Heheh,..I see this at Gold's every fuggin' day.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
What you say?!!!Desdinova said:Is it me, or does that line never get old?
I got a good one...
When your woman calls, and when you answer, your voice changes to a higher-pitched, softer, "cooing" voice.
:box:
Man, I'll be with some dude, talking all swears and rough, then suddenly "Hello, sweetie. Meow, meow, meow. Poo-poo, goo-goo. Bye."
:cuss:
Like suddenly, their nuts just detach, as if they were held there by Velcro, then as soon as the phone hangs up... back to cusses and rough talk again.
:crackup:
V: "Dude, you never talk to ME in that voice! I like it! Very sexy, sailor. From now on, that's how you have to talk to me... douche."
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
I had a roommate that talked like that, even worse once he was sleeping, his phone rang and he answered in a high pitch voice:
"Hi honey! No I wasn't sleeping just sitting in my little bed"
Made fun of him the rest of the year about that one :crackup:
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Maddox does seem AFC...PeterNorthisawesome said:
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Ya he b'tches way too much IMO, he's still funny though. Tucker Max owns Maddox!Serialized3 said: