WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
When you keep forgetting time and time again that "nice girls" dont want to be treated like princesses, but like goddamn objects of sex too!
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
You know you are an AFC when......
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
DogFashionDisco
Senior Don Juan
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When you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
:crackup:DogFashionDisco said:
Good one.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
1. All your base are belong to us.
2. Someone set us up the bomb.
3. You have no chance to survive make your time.
2. Someone set us up the bomb.
3. You have no chance to survive make your time.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
edger
Master Don Juan
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Disagree. This even happens to the best DJ's out there. Does that mean they're AFC?Rollo Tomassi said:
No matter how good of a DJ you are, there is always gonna be some chick that isn't feeling you.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
.... when you drop names in conversations without properly introducing the new characters first, so you'll be sitting at your desk waiting for your boss to leave so you can go home early, when suddenly a co-worker will drop by and just start talking about Jack or John or Dwayne, and you're wondering who the hell still names their kid "Dwayne," and when the exact moment was that you decided your life was for sale at an hourly rate of $16.75, give or take a ****ty office party every year and a box of stale donuts in the morning, only to go home to a dumpy apartment in some **** hole state that people more successful than you glance at out of their window as they pass over in a private jet on their way home to bang their hot trophy wives.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
bad day huh?
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
when you deliberately do more sets of a particular exercise at the gym because you're in the vicinity of a hot girl, or you work out on machines (instead of freeweights) because a hot girl is one or two machines over.
Heheh,..I see this at Gold's every fuggin' day.
Heheh,..I see this at Gold's every fuggin' day.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
What you say?!!!Desdinova said:Is it me, or does that line never get old?
I got a good one...
When your woman calls, and when you answer, your voice changes to a higher-pitched, softer, "cooing" voice.
:box:
Man, I'll be with some dude, talking all swears and rough, then suddenly "Hello, sweetie. Meow, meow, meow. Poo-poo, goo-goo. Bye."
:cuss:
Like suddenly, their nuts just detach, as if they were held there by Velcro, then as soon as the phone hangs up... back to cusses and rough talk again.
:crackup:
V: "Dude, you never talk to ME in that voice! I like it! Very sexy, sailor. From now on, that's how you have to talk to me... douche."
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
I had a roommate that talked like that, even worse once he was sleeping, his phone rang and he answered in a high pitch voice:
"Hi honey! No I wasn't sleeping just sitting in my little bed"
Made fun of him the rest of the year about that one :crackup:
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Maddox does seem AFC...PeterNorthisawesome said:
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Ya he b'tches way too much IMO, he's still funny though. Tucker Max owns Maddox!Serialized3 said: