You know you are an AFC when......

[WhitePimp]

When you keep forgetting time and time again that "nice girls" dont want to be treated like princesses, but like goddamn objects of sex too!

 

[DogFashionDisco]

When you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

 

[lildevil]

classic: when u wait a month for a girl to go out with u

 

[Vulpine]

When you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

:crackup:

Good one.

 

[Vulpine]

1. All your base are belong to us.

2. Someone set us up the bomb.

3. You have no chance to survive make your time.

 

[armadon]

When you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...

Wasn't this the beginning of Old School?

 

[edger]

She's reacted coldly to a kiss or other casual physical contact at least once (this includes giving you the cheek when you lean in to kiss her goodnight).

Disagree. This even happens to the best DJ's out there. Does that mean they're AFC?

No matter how good of a DJ you are, there is always gonna be some chick that isn't feeling you.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

.... when you drop names in conversations without properly introducing the new characters first, so you'll be sitting at your desk waiting for your boss to leave so you can go home early, when suddenly a co-worker will drop by and just start talking about Jack or John or Dwayne, and you're wondering who the hell still names their kid "Dwayne," and when the exact moment was that you decided your life was for sale at an hourly rate of $16.75, give or take a ****ty office party every year and a box of stale donuts in the morning, only to go home to a dumpy apartment in some **** hole state that people more successful than you glance at out of their window as they pass over in a private jet on their way home to bang their hot trophy wives.

 

[backbreaker]

bad day huh?

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

when you deliberately do more sets of a particular exercise at the gym because you're in the vicinity of a hot girl, or you work out on machines (instead of freeweights) because a hot girl is one or two machines over.

Heheh,..I see this at Gold's every fuggin' day.

 

[Mr. Blue]

when you end phone calls with your gf with a loud wet smacker

 

[Zerix]

when you deliberately do more sets of a particular exercise at the gym because you're in the vicinity of a hot girl

guilty

 

[Desdinova]

When you loan an attractive girl money to buy cigarettes from a guy who didn't give into her whining. (True story, I made $4 off that guy )

1. All your base are belong to us.

Is it me, or does that line never get old?

 

[Vulpine]

Is it me, or does that line never get old?

What you say?!!!


I got a good one...


When your woman calls, and when you answer, your voice changes to a higher-pitched, softer, "cooing" voice.


:box:

Man, I'll be with some dude, talking all swears and rough, then suddenly "Hello, sweetie. Meow, meow, meow. Poo-poo, goo-goo. Bye."

:cuss:

Like suddenly, their nuts just detach, as if they were held there by Velcro, then as soon as the phone hangs up... back to cusses and rough talk again.

:crackup:

V: "Dude, you never talk to ME in that voice! I like it! Very sexy, sailor. From now on, that's how you have to talk to me... douche."

 

[Desdinova]

Man, I'll be with some dude, talking all swears and rough, then suddenly "Hello, sweetie. Meow, meow, meow. Poo-poo, goo-goo. Bye."

LOL! Yeah, women can cause otherwise masculine men to sound like petunia pickin' pansies. I'll have to try your approach to that one. "How come you never call ME pumpkin, a55hole."

 

[Taviii]

Man, I'll be with some dude, talking all swears and rough, then suddenly "Hello, sweetie. Meow, meow, meow. Poo-poo, goo-goo. Bye."

I had a roommate that talked like that, even worse once he was sleeping, his phone rang and he answered in a high pitch voice:

"Hi honey! No I wasn't sleeping just sitting in my little bed"

Made fun of him the rest of the year about that one :crackup:

 

[Serialized3]

.... when you drop names in conversations without properly introducing the new characters first, so you'll be sitting at your desk waiting for your boss to leave so you can go home early, when suddenly a co-worker will drop by and just start talking about Jack or John or Dwayne, and you're wondering who the hell still names their kid "Dwayne," and when the exact moment was that you decided your life was for sale at an hourly rate of $16.75, give or take a ****ty office party every year and a box of stale donuts in the morning, only to go home to a dumpy apartment in some **** hole state that people more successful than you glance at out of their window as they pass over in a private jet on their way home to bang their hot trophy wives.

Maddox does seem AFC...

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

Maddox does seem AFC...

Ya he b'tches way too much IMO, he's still funny though. Tucker Max owns Maddox!