WhitePimp
Master Don Juan
When you keep forgetting time and time again that "nice girls" dont want to be treated like princesses, but like goddamn objects of sex too!
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You know you are an AFC when......
- Thread starter backbreaker
- Start date
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
DogFashionDisco
Senior Don Juan
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When you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
:crackup:DogFashionDisco said:
Good one.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
1. All your base are belong to us.
2. Someone set us up the bomb.
3. You have no chance to survive make your time.
2. Someone set us up the bomb.
3. You have no chance to survive make your time.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
edger
Master Don Juan
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Disagree. This even happens to the best DJ's out there. Does that mean they're AFC?Rollo Tomassi said:
No matter how good of a DJ you are, there is always gonna be some chick that isn't feeling you.
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
.... when you drop names in conversations without properly introducing the new characters first, so you'll be sitting at your desk waiting for your boss to leave so you can go home early, when suddenly a co-worker will drop by and just start talking about Jack or John or Dwayne, and you're wondering who the hell still names their kid "Dwayne," and when the exact moment was that you decided your life was for sale at an hourly rate of $16.75, give or take a ****ty office party every year and a box of stale donuts in the morning, only to go home to a dumpy apartment in some **** hole state that people more successful than you glance at out of their window as they pass over in a private jet on their way home to bang their hot trophy wives.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
bad day huh?
Rollo Tomassi
Master Don Juan
when you deliberately do more sets of a particular exercise at the gym because you're in the vicinity of a hot girl, or you work out on machines (instead of freeweights) because a hot girl is one or two machines over.
Heheh,..I see this at Gold's every fuggin' day.
Heheh,..I see this at Gold's every fuggin' day.
“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
Vulpine
Master Don Juan
What you say?!!!Desdinova said:Is it me, or does that line never get old?
I got a good one...
When your woman calls, and when you answer, your voice changes to a higher-pitched, softer, "cooing" voice.
:box:
Man, I'll be with some dude, talking all swears and rough, then suddenly "Hello, sweetie. Meow, meow, meow. Poo-poo, goo-goo. Bye."
:cuss:
Like suddenly, their nuts just detach, as if they were held there by Velcro, then as soon as the phone hangs up... back to cusses and rough talk again.
:crackup:
V: "Dude, you never talk to ME in that voice! I like it! Very sexy, sailor. From now on, that's how you have to talk to me... douche."
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
I had a roommate that talked like that, even worse once he was sleeping, his phone rang and he answered in a high pitch voice:
"Hi honey! No I wasn't sleeping just sitting in my little bed"
Made fun of him the rest of the year about that one :crackup:
Serialized3
Master Don Juan
Maddox does seem AFC...PeterNorthisawesome said:
PeterNorthisawesome
Banned
Ya he b'tches way too much IMO, he's still funny though. Tucker Max owns Maddox!Serialized3 said: