habdragon08
Don Juan
Im seeing all these posts about 8's and 9's. ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS? A GIRL MUST BE ATLEAST 18 TO DO ANYTHING WITH HER YOU PERVERTS.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
You guys are all perverts!
- Thread starter habdragon08
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
killahpl
Don Juan
<facepalm>.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Troll
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Scar Tissue
Don Juan
Whats wrong with it?
Get there before the hair does I always say
Get there before the hair does I always say
Seconded. LOL.killahpl said:<facepalm>.
I like this one...Scar Tissue said:Whats wrong with it?
Get there before the hair does I always say
"If there is grass on the pitch, then play ball."
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
On the off-chance you're not kidding, what is means by an 8 or 9 is that they're 8/10 or 9/10 on a scale of attractiveness. If you seriously haven't been able to get that after 90 posts then you're not fit to reproduce and you shouldn't be on this forum in the first place.
Thirded.Wodinart said:Seconded. LOL.
DjVita
Don Juan
jajaja LOL dud the 8, 9 is bcs
from a scale of 1-10 10 being the non existent PERFECT girl, one beiung a piece of $hyt, the hottness sexyness
so yes i approach 8s adn 9s who are 18-24 years old
from a scale of 1-10 10 being the non existent PERFECT girl, one beiung a piece of $hyt, the hottness sexyness
so yes i approach 8s adn 9s who are 18-24 years old
It's ok. It says he's from Jersey.killahpl said:<facepalm>.
killahpl
Don Juan
To the OP - you might also like this joke:
What's the difference between an ostrich and a baby?
I could never cvm inside an ostrich.
You're welcome.
What's the difference between an ostrich and a baby?
I could never cvm inside an ostrich.
You're welcome.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.