habdragon08
Don Juan
Im seeing all these posts about 8's and 9's. ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS? A GIRL MUST BE ATLEAST 18 TO DO ANYTHING WITH HER YOU PERVERTS.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You guys are all perverts!
- Thread starter habdragon08
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
killahpl
Don Juan
<facepalm>.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Troll
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Scar Tissue
Don Juan
Whats wrong with it?
Get there before the hair does I always say
Get there before the hair does I always say
Seconded. LOL.killahpl said:<facepalm>.
I like this one...Scar Tissue said:Whats wrong with it?
Get there before the hair does I always say
"If there is grass on the pitch, then play ball."
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
On the off-chance you're not kidding, what is means by an 8 or 9 is that they're 8/10 or 9/10 on a scale of attractiveness. If you seriously haven't been able to get that after 90 posts then you're not fit to reproduce and you shouldn't be on this forum in the first place.
Thirded.Wodinart said:Seconded. LOL.
DjVita
Don Juan
jajaja LOL dud the 8, 9 is bcs
from a scale of 1-10 10 being the non existent PERFECT girl, one beiung a piece of $hyt, the hottness sexyness
so yes i approach 8s adn 9s who are 18-24 years old
from a scale of 1-10 10 being the non existent PERFECT girl, one beiung a piece of $hyt, the hottness sexyness
so yes i approach 8s adn 9s who are 18-24 years old
It's ok. It says he's from Jersey.killahpl said:<facepalm>.
killahpl
Don Juan
To the OP - you might also like this joke:
What's the difference between an ostrich and a baby?
I could never cvm inside an ostrich.
You're welcome.
What's the difference between an ostrich and a baby?
I could never cvm inside an ostrich.
You're welcome.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.