habdragon08
Don Juan
Im seeing all these posts about 8's and 9's. ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS? A GIRL MUST BE ATLEAST 18 TO DO ANYTHING WITH HER YOU PERVERTS.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
You guys are all perverts!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
killahpl
Don Juan
<facepalm>.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Troll
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Scar Tissue
Don Juan
Whats wrong with it?
Get there before the hair does I always say
Get there before the hair does I always say
Seconded. LOL.killahpl said:<facepalm>.
I like this one...Scar Tissue said:Whats wrong with it?
Get there before the hair does I always say
"If there is grass on the pitch, then play ball."
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
On the off-chance you're not kidding, what is means by an 8 or 9 is that they're 8/10 or 9/10 on a scale of attractiveness. If you seriously haven't been able to get that after 90 posts then you're not fit to reproduce and you shouldn't be on this forum in the first place.
Thirded.Wodinart said:Seconded. LOL.
DjVita
Don Juan
jajaja LOL dud the 8, 9 is bcs
from a scale of 1-10 10 being the non existent PERFECT girl, one beiung a piece of $hyt, the hottness sexyness
so yes i approach 8s adn 9s who are 18-24 years old
from a scale of 1-10 10 being the non existent PERFECT girl, one beiung a piece of $hyt, the hottness sexyness
so yes i approach 8s adn 9s who are 18-24 years old
It's ok. It says he's from Jersey.killahpl said:<facepalm>.
killahpl
Don Juan
To the OP - you might also like this joke:
What's the difference between an ostrich and a baby?
I could never cvm inside an ostrich.
You're welcome.
What's the difference between an ostrich and a baby?
I could never cvm inside an ostrich.
You're welcome.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.