habdragon08
Don Juan
Im seeing all these posts about 8's and 9's. ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS? A GIRL MUST BE ATLEAST 18 TO DO ANYTHING WITH HER YOU PERVERTS.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
You guys are all perverts!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
killahpl
Don Juan
<facepalm>.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Troll
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Scar Tissue
Don Juan
Whats wrong with it?
Get there before the hair does I always say
Get there before the hair does I always say
Seconded. LOL.killahpl said:<facepalm>.
I like this one...Scar Tissue said:Whats wrong with it?
Get there before the hair does I always say
"If there is grass on the pitch, then play ball."
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
On the off-chance you're not kidding, what is means by an 8 or 9 is that they're 8/10 or 9/10 on a scale of attractiveness. If you seriously haven't been able to get that after 90 posts then you're not fit to reproduce and you shouldn't be on this forum in the first place.
Thirded.Wodinart said:Seconded. LOL.
DjVita
Don Juan
jajaja LOL dud the 8, 9 is bcs
from a scale of 1-10 10 being the non existent PERFECT girl, one beiung a piece of $hyt, the hottness sexyness
so yes i approach 8s adn 9s who are 18-24 years old
from a scale of 1-10 10 being the non existent PERFECT girl, one beiung a piece of $hyt, the hottness sexyness
so yes i approach 8s adn 9s who are 18-24 years old
It's ok. It says he's from Jersey.killahpl said:<facepalm>.
killahpl
Don Juan
To the OP - you might also like this joke:
What's the difference between an ostrich and a baby?
I could never cvm inside an ostrich.
You're welcome.
What's the difference between an ostrich and a baby?
I could never cvm inside an ostrich.
You're welcome.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.