habdragon08
Don Juan
Im seeing all these posts about 8's and 9's. ARE YOU GUYS SERIOUS? A GIRL MUST BE ATLEAST 18 TO DO ANYTHING WITH HER YOU PERVERTS.
Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single
She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.
You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.
The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.
You guys are all perverts!
- Thread starter habdragon08
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
killahpl
Don Juan
<facepalm>.
Maxtro
Master Don Juan
Troll
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Scar Tissue
Don Juan
Whats wrong with it?
Get there before the hair does I always say
Get there before the hair does I always say
Seconded. LOL.killahpl said:<facepalm>.
I like this one...Scar Tissue said:Whats wrong with it?
Get there before the hair does I always say
"If there is grass on the pitch, then play ball."
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
On the off-chance you're not kidding, what is means by an 8 or 9 is that they're 8/10 or 9/10 on a scale of attractiveness. If you seriously haven't been able to get that after 90 posts then you're not fit to reproduce and you shouldn't be on this forum in the first place.
Thirded.Wodinart said:Seconded. LOL.
DjVita
Don Juan
jajaja LOL dud the 8, 9 is bcs
from a scale of 1-10 10 being the non existent PERFECT girl, one beiung a piece of $hyt, the hottness sexyness
so yes i approach 8s adn 9s who are 18-24 years old
from a scale of 1-10 10 being the non existent PERFECT girl, one beiung a piece of $hyt, the hottness sexyness
so yes i approach 8s adn 9s who are 18-24 years old
It's ok. It says he's from Jersey.killahpl said:<facepalm>.
killahpl
Don Juan
To the OP - you might also like this joke:
What's the difference between an ostrich and a baby?
I could never cvm inside an ostrich.
You're welcome.
What's the difference between an ostrich and a baby?
I could never cvm inside an ostrich.
You're welcome.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.