You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Do a search for the High School forum.Originally posted by FreeStyleZ
no diserspect to eternal.. he's a great mod, but ive never seen anything from him about getting women or advice of any kind. Not to say he doesnt know about getting women, just that ive never seen him say anything other than "Moved to everything else"![]()
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
I guess your now about to become an ex god of pimpin PRL...hahahaha!!!Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
Hahahaha, you guys make me laugh!
Firstly, I am th GOD of SoSuave and I am the KING of 'Keyboard Jockeys - no one can take this title from me!!! If me and player S. (and other wise elders) were not here giving you manly counsel many of you young bastards would be receiving effeminate womanly advice, the same as those homos and hors who control the media.
We are undoing the damage of what a generation of feminist hors and homos, through all of their media outlets, have done to emasculate the male and make a hardened hor THE King of the household.
It is going to take more than 3,000 posts to clean up the carnage - maybe a lifetime. (PR_L pauses and checks his calendar) Yep, I have time!!!!!
CrazyKid, you are doing a good job moderating - Don't let others get under your skin! I envy you, I wish I had a woman by my side who I can remotely trust!! Only keep a woman If she is a 'keeper'!
"And that other guy?"Originally posted by Player_Supreme
DAM ALL THIS ATTENTION FOR JUST LIL OLE ME???
and that other guy?
You fella's shouldn't have!!! Now I'm blushing....
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
*Hears theme music* WOO!Originally posted by Player_Supreme
Eternal I knew you would. This is the funniest shyt I've seen in a long time. I can't stop chuckling. Thank you so much for putting up this thread.
I guess I must be part attention horr cause I do love it.
Who would of ever thought you and I from complete opposite ends of the game would be linked together.
Ok side kick back to the fun
As for my posts it's been there the whole time. Only those with real game can see game...you know what I mean.Originally posted by eternal
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I'm just waiting for "Bible Material!"
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.