"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
****y+Funny... Gimme some examples
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
"I think you look very good"
"Well you know, when I see myself in the mirror I feel I need to kiss myself, don't you feel the need to kiss me too when you see me? *with a voice showing you are joking*"
"Well you should be afraid, I have kissed many women and at least one have told me I was a good kisser."
One which work awesome for me WHEN YOU HAVE GOOD RAPPORT is:
*girl do something remotly sexy"
"Ohh my god... hide your impulses woman!" (actually sounds different in swedish)
"You knpw, I often think of the word fantastic... I think a better word would be Lifeforce... when you tell someone they are fantastic when they play something you could say they are lifeforce. I think that would make me justice, don't you? *with a voice showing you are joking*"
http://www.jbspencer.com/djb/wms.pdf
girl gives me liquorice to give to her friend.
Shes like "muttley pass me the liqorice"
im like "open your mouth ,go 'AAAAHHHH' and ill throw it into your mouth" lolz
me and 2 female friends smoking cigarette:
girl 1 "damn you totally killed that cig quick"
muttley"thats cos she has a third lung and no stomach"
girl 1+ 2: LOLOLOL and girl2 smacks muttley on arm jokingly
girl telling me her knees are hurting bad:
girl:"my knee joints really hurt i cant walk
"muttley: "whys that, have u been playing soccer all day and wearing football boots
"girl: "no lol, i was out dancing all last nite" , smacks muttley on arm
muttley:" oh if thats the case i can rub your legs like mr miyagi does to karate kid
"thats a few examples of c+f in reall experiences
its not an act, im just like that naturally
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Confident & Funny. Not ****y.
I donno about the offer to rub her legs though, sounds kinda chump-ish.
That's just plain arrogance. Sounds kind of gay too. I can just see a gay guy saying this, and flicking his wrist as he does.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.