"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
****y+Funny... Gimme some examples
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
"I think you look very good"
"Well you know, when I see myself in the mirror I feel I need to kiss myself, don't you feel the need to kiss me too when you see me? *with a voice showing you are joking*"
"Well you should be afraid, I have kissed many women and at least one have told me I was a good kisser."
One which work awesome for me WHEN YOU HAVE GOOD RAPPORT is:
*girl do something remotly sexy"
"Ohh my god... hide your impulses woman!" (actually sounds different in swedish)
"You knpw, I often think of the word fantastic... I think a better word would be Lifeforce... when you tell someone they are fantastic when they play something you could say they are lifeforce. I think that would make me justice, don't you? *with a voice showing you are joking*"
http://www.jbspencer.com/djb/wms.pdf
girl gives me liquorice to give to her friend.
Shes like "muttley pass me the liqorice"
im like "open your mouth ,go 'AAAAHHHH' and ill throw it into your mouth" lolz
me and 2 female friends smoking cigarette:
girl 1 "damn you totally killed that cig quick"
muttley"thats cos she has a third lung and no stomach"
girl 1+ 2: LOLOLOL and girl2 smacks muttley on arm jokingly
girl telling me her knees are hurting bad:
girl:"my knee joints really hurt i cant walk
"muttley: "whys that, have u been playing soccer all day and wearing football boots
"girl: "no lol, i was out dancing all last nite" , smacks muttley on arm
muttley:" oh if thats the case i can rub your legs like mr miyagi does to karate kid
"thats a few examples of c+f in reall experiences
its not an act, im just like that naturally
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Confident & Funny. Not ****y.
I donno about the offer to rub her legs though, sounds kinda chump-ish.
That's just plain arrogance. Sounds kind of gay too. I can just see a gay guy saying this, and flicking his wrist as he does.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.