"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
****y+Funny... Gimme some examples
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
"I think you look very good"
"Well you know, when I see myself in the mirror I feel I need to kiss myself, don't you feel the need to kiss me too when you see me? *with a voice showing you are joking*"
"Well you should be afraid, I have kissed many women and at least one have told me I was a good kisser."
One which work awesome for me WHEN YOU HAVE GOOD RAPPORT is:
*girl do something remotly sexy"
"Ohh my god... hide your impulses woman!" (actually sounds different in swedish)
"You knpw, I often think of the word fantastic... I think a better word would be Lifeforce... when you tell someone they are fantastic when they play something you could say they are lifeforce. I think that would make me justice, don't you? *with a voice showing you are joking*"
http://www.jbspencer.com/djb/wms.pdf
girl gives me liquorice to give to her friend.
Shes like "muttley pass me the liqorice"
im like "open your mouth ,go 'AAAAHHHH' and ill throw it into your mouth" lolz
me and 2 female friends smoking cigarette:
girl 1 "damn you totally killed that cig quick"
muttley"thats cos she has a third lung and no stomach"
girl 1+ 2: LOLOLOL and girl2 smacks muttley on arm jokingly
girl telling me her knees are hurting bad:
girl:"my knee joints really hurt i cant walk
"muttley: "whys that, have u been playing soccer all day and wearing football boots
"girl: "no lol, i was out dancing all last nite" , smacks muttley on arm
muttley:" oh if thats the case i can rub your legs like mr miyagi does to karate kid
"thats a few examples of c+f in reall experiences
its not an act, im just like that naturally
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Confident & Funny. Not ****y.
I donno about the offer to rub her legs though, sounds kinda chump-ish.
That's just plain arrogance. Sounds kind of gay too. I can just see a gay guy saying this, and flicking his wrist as he does.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.