"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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wtf I masturbated and I ejaculated

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wtf? im calling shenanigans.

what 15yr old doesnt know what cvm is?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rho said:
wtf? im calling shenanigans.

what 15yr old doesnt know what cvm is?
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I second that. But while we're on the subject, you might want to lay off that masturbation stuff. I heard it makes you go blind.
 
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dude, make sure ur healthy enough to masturbate!
next time, taste it.
if it tastes salty, you can safely masturbate, but if it's sweet, you need to stop.
TRUST THE TASTE TEST!!
 
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The hairy palms is the worst part... everyone knows you do it at that point
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Don't worry with a name like antidonjuan you make a perfect AFC which is completely normal:D

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antidonjuan said:
few days ago I read the masturbation thread and I wanted to give it a try. i did it and unfortunately i ejaculated.... wtf is wrong with me now!!!

i seek serious help cuz this is the first time i ejaculated outside of wetdreams...

is this normal?
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Rhoto said:
It seems to come out of his mouth here.....well keyboard if you want to be anal about it. Either way, this guy is a troll, or should have a 1 post a day limit.
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Honestly, the humor factor of this site would decrease exponentially if Antidonjuan was forced to have a 1-post a day limit!

Please don't make that happen -----> I'm sure a lot of us still enjoy all the laughs!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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anyways after researching on google I learned that I am all too normal

seriously when I ask a question (which is newb for you guys) you guys just joke around with it. calling me a troll like a million times and tells me to change my name

I would love to change my name but the moderators won't let me

anyways I am happy that I am normal and I dun care what you guys say about my name
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Anti Donjuan,

you are a pure blank slate that has been preserved from the vulgarness of our dirty world.

Being naive is in itself attractive and rare, so don't change, and never mind!

You are all too normal...

And by the way, when did you walk out of your cave? :D

jk
 
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antidonjuan said:
... and she looks fat
is that ur ex girlfriend andy??
hahaha jk
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You honestly have no right to rip on other people after making this thread :crackup:
 
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Thread Closed.

and Mods have nothing to do with changing your name. Contact the Admin.
 
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