"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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wtf I masturbated and I ejaculated

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wtf? im calling shenanigans.

what 15yr old doesnt know what cvm is?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Rho said:
wtf? im calling shenanigans.

what 15yr old doesnt know what cvm is?
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I second that. But while we're on the subject, you might want to lay off that masturbation stuff. I heard it makes you go blind.
 
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dude, make sure ur healthy enough to masturbate!
next time, taste it.
if it tastes salty, you can safely masturbate, but if it's sweet, you need to stop.
TRUST THE TASTE TEST!!
 
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The hairy palms is the worst part... everyone knows you do it at that point
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Don't worry with a name like antidonjuan you make a perfect AFC which is completely normal:D

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antidonjuan said:
few days ago I read the masturbation thread and I wanted to give it a try. i did it and unfortunately i ejaculated.... wtf is wrong with me now!!!

i seek serious help cuz this is the first time i ejaculated outside of wetdreams...

is this normal?
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Rhoto said:
It seems to come out of his mouth here.....well keyboard if you want to be anal about it. Either way, this guy is a troll, or should have a 1 post a day limit.
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Honestly, the humor factor of this site would decrease exponentially if Antidonjuan was forced to have a 1-post a day limit!

Please don't make that happen -----> I'm sure a lot of us still enjoy all the laughs!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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anyways after researching on google I learned that I am all too normal

seriously when I ask a question (which is newb for you guys) you guys just joke around with it. calling me a troll like a million times and tells me to change my name

I would love to change my name but the moderators won't let me

anyways I am happy that I am normal and I dun care what you guys say about my name
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Anti Donjuan,

you are a pure blank slate that has been preserved from the vulgarness of our dirty world.

Being naive is in itself attractive and rare, so don't change, and never mind!

You are all too normal...

And by the way, when did you walk out of your cave? :D

jk
 
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antidonjuan said:
... and she looks fat
is that ur ex girlfriend andy??
hahaha jk
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You honestly have no right to rip on other people after making this thread :crackup:
 
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and Mods have nothing to do with changing your name. Contact the Admin.
 
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