"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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wtf I masturbated and I ejaculated

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wtf? im calling shenanigans.

what 15yr old doesnt know what cvm is?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Rho said:
wtf? im calling shenanigans.

what 15yr old doesnt know what cvm is?
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I second that. But while we're on the subject, you might want to lay off that masturbation stuff. I heard it makes you go blind.
 
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dude, make sure ur healthy enough to masturbate!
next time, taste it.
if it tastes salty, you can safely masturbate, but if it's sweet, you need to stop.
TRUST THE TASTE TEST!!
 
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The hairy palms is the worst part... everyone knows you do it at that point
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Don't worry with a name like antidonjuan you make a perfect AFC which is completely normal:D

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antidonjuan said:
few days ago I read the masturbation thread and I wanted to give it a try. i did it and unfortunately i ejaculated.... wtf is wrong with me now!!!

i seek serious help cuz this is the first time i ejaculated outside of wetdreams...

is this normal?
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Rhoto said:
It seems to come out of his mouth here.....well keyboard if you want to be anal about it. Either way, this guy is a troll, or should have a 1 post a day limit.
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Honestly, the humor factor of this site would decrease exponentially if Antidonjuan was forced to have a 1-post a day limit!

Please don't make that happen -----> I'm sure a lot of us still enjoy all the laughs!

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 
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anyways after researching on google I learned that I am all too normal

seriously when I ask a question (which is newb for you guys) you guys just joke around with it. calling me a troll like a million times and tells me to change my name

I would love to change my name but the moderators won't let me

anyways I am happy that I am normal and I dun care what you guys say about my name
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Anti Donjuan,

you are a pure blank slate that has been preserved from the vulgarness of our dirty world.

Being naive is in itself attractive and rare, so don't change, and never mind!

You are all too normal...

And by the way, when did you walk out of your cave? :D

jk
 
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... and she looks fat
is that ur ex girlfriend andy??
hahaha jk
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You honestly have no right to rip on other people after making this thread :crackup:
 
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Thread Closed.

and Mods have nothing to do with changing your name. Contact the Admin.
 
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